Craic & Codology

UK’S LATEST BREXIT STRATEGY

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1. New Brexit Secretary to continue sending EU officials into deep sleep
2. Gove to stab Boris in the back again before he causes more trouble
3. Insist that warring Tory factions are really best friends
4. And that the Irish Border fiasco will be a great success
5. Hint at another billion for Mrs Foster’s DUP crowd
6. Keep doing secret deals with Jacob Rees-Mogg’s hard Brexiteers
7. This will surely prolong the chaotic Brexit talks for several months
8. Allowing Mrs Mayday to escape to the Swiss Alps for a while
9. Might just get us all through to the autumn. Phew!
10. Er… er… That’s it


Brexit Fallout