Craic & Codology

BREXIT LEXICON UPDATE

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Nigel Dodds
DODDS noun. Fearful deep-rooted suspicion of any change. (Ulster-Scots origin.) E.g. “Nigel keeps repeating the same old tissue of dodds.”

Theresa May

PLAN B noun. Aspirational promise to achieve something – anything – after everything else fails miserably. E.g. “Mrs May is intent on using Plan B in a further attempt to cling on to power.”

Fintan-O'Toole

OTOOLE verb. to experience a deep sense of boredom after reading long-winded newspaper article.

E.g. “That awful stuff in the Irish Times seems designed to otoole readers.”


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