Craic & Codology

MAY’S PLAN B (IN FULL)

Theresa May

1. Prime minister uses Tipp-Ex to change ‘Plan A’ heading to ‘Plan B’

2. Take new plan to EU leaders in Brussels

3. Taxi waits while Theresa hangs around EU Commission building

4. PM listens to howls of laughter from inside Jean-Claude Juncker’s office

5. She contacts Downing Street to see if street riots have started yet

6. Mrs May asks EU for unworkable alternatives to N. Ireland backstop

7. Donald Tusk smiles and kisses Theresa goodbye on both cheeks

8. Mrs Mayhem buys some more Tipp-Ex and returns in triumph to London