Craic & Codology

VALENTINE RELATIONSHIPS UNDER STRAIN

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Roy Keane and Harry Arter

You may call it nag, nag, nag,
But my love gives no quarters
And that is why I lost the rag
When I saw you with Jon Walters

Danny Healy-Rae and Shane Ross

Your shiny head,
your way with words,
Were tender traits we shared,
But revealing pics of me asleep
Were proof you never cared!

Micheál Martin and Eamon Ó Cuiv

Your hissy fit and solo run
Became the last resort
When you took off to frolic in
Affairs up in the North!