Craic & Codology

TAKE THE KAREN BRADLEY TEST

Karen Bradley

Could your child be the next Northern Ireland secretary? Take this short, simple test to find out if he/she has what it takes to be the next Karen Bradley?

Does your child:

  • Think Dublin is in Wales?
  • Stare blankly into space when talking to you?
  • Prefer to walk backwards?
  • Round off the day with breakfast?
  • Think the queen is the president of Ireland?
  • Cry when a murderer is jailed in crime programmes?

If the answer is ‘yes’ to any of the above, congratulations! You should contact your nearest Conservative party branch immediately, where a pivotal posting to Northern Ireland or a place on a Brexit negotiating team awaits!