Could your child be the next Northern Ireland secretary? Take this short, simple test to find out if he/she has what it takes to be the next Karen Bradley?
Does your child:
- Think Dublin is in Wales?
- Stare blankly into space when talking to you?
- Prefer to walk backwards?
- Round off the day with breakfast?
- Think the queen is the president of Ireland?
- Cry when a murderer is jailed in crime programmes?
If the answer is ‘yes’ to any of the above, congratulations! You should contact your nearest Conservative party branch immediately, where a pivotal posting to Northern Ireland or a place on a Brexit negotiating team awaits!