Craic & Codology

NEW BREXIT OPTIONS REVEALED

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Theresa Brexit: Everyone in UK rushes over to Europe and then rushes back again to argue amongst themselves before rushing back over again and then back to…
Boris Brexit: Kind of Brexit where everyone in the UK leaves the real world entirely, while simultaneously going nowhere.
Bollocks Brexit: The attorney general’s Brexit – an extension of the present one – often mistaken for Boris.
Rees-Moggish Brexit: Britain abandons the present and goes back to the 18th century instead.
DUP Brexit: A second referendum in which everyone says NO!!! to staying in the EU and also leaving it and to any other fancy ideas anyone else might have!
Micheál Martin Brexit: Britain disowns the EU while fully supporting it.