Craic & Codology

HUGE INCREASE IN SELF-HARM AMONG CANDIDATES

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There was concern across Ireland last night as observers reported a rise in European and local election candidates inflicting injury on themselves.

Said one alarmed commentator, “It seems that every hour another one of them self-harms his election prospects by making rash promises and completely underestimating the voters’ intelligence.

“I saw one poor misfortune shoot himself in the foot twice yesterday morning by promising broadband within 10 years to a family now living in a cave. It’s very sad.”


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