Craic & Codology

THOSE FAI RECOMMENDATIONS IN FULL

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  • Dramatically change culture of Irish soccer by qualifying for tournaments
  • Glenn Whelan to be banned from staying in the same position for longer than eight years
  • John Delaney to only be allowed sing Kate Bush songs
  • Women’s football to be taken seriously (sort of)
  • Climate-change responsibilities mean keeping grassroots in the dark
  • References to Declan Rice to be phased out completely
  • Matt Doherty to get the odd game
  • Gráinne Seoige to be appointed to FAI board
  • Stephen Ward’s social media account to be monitored at all times
  • Stephen Kenny scapegoating to be deferred until mid-2021

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