Craic & Codology

LATE ADDITIONS TO CLIMATE ACTION PLANS

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  • 9am to 9pm curfew on Danny Healy-Rae emitting any more hot air.
  • More recycling of fossilised ideas from Shane Ross, Richard Bruton etc.
  • Any toxic Garda behaviour to be buried very, very deep.
  • Suggestions emitted by Micheál Martin to be doused in cold water and allowed decompose naturally.
  • More wind turbines far from where ministers are living.
  • The following words are to be phased out to save people the energy of writing them on a regular basis: ‘U-turn’ and ‘hypocrites’.
  • Cycle the last 20 metres to the government jet (under consideration only).

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