Craic & Codology

SHOCK AS ROSS ABSENT

Shane Ross

THERE WERE eyebrows raised in alarm at Dublin airport after Minister for Sport and Photo Opportunities Shane Ross failed to pop up when the Irish rugby team returned home after their World Cup 2019 exploits. (Surely debacle? – Ed.)

As the players slipped furtively into the arrivals hall, keen-eyed observers were unable to locate the Dublin South politician. “I was simply shocked,” said one eye-witness. “I watched him on TV when Katie Taylor returned and I thought he loved all sport. Now I’m confused.”


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