Number of people happy with the deal: 2 (maybe)
Number of people who fully understand it: 0
Rise in Eoghan Murphy’s blood pressure: Through the roof
Affordability of ‘affordable homes’: One national lottery win away
Number of photos of some grinning minister cutting the ribbon after it’s all eventually sorted: 1,954,003
Profit for Richard Barrett and Bartra: Let’s just say they’ll start with the lobster frittata and a shovel of saffron on the side for the coming month, my good man.