Key points of the Fianna Fáil/SDLP election manifesto:
- Mary Lou McDonald is a bit much, isn’t she?
- Lorraine Clifford-Lee to be hidden in the House of Lords
- Timmy Dooley to be sent to the Falklands (one-way)
- Absolutely no references to Claire Hanna’s antipathy to Fianna Fáil
- Micheál Martin to stop saying Londonderry
- Cringeworthy joint canvas session for the media
- No awkward questions about Sorcha McAnespy