Craic & Codology

THAT FIANNA FÁIL/SDLP MANIFESTO IN FULL

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Key points of the Fianna Fáil/SDLP election manifesto:

  • Mary Lou McDonald is a bit much, isn’t she?
  • Lorraine Clifford-Lee to be hidden in the House of Lords 
  • Timmy Dooley to be sent to the Falklands (one-way)
  • Absolutely no references to Claire Hanna’s antipathy to Fianna Fáil
  • Micheál Martin to stop saying Londonderry 
  • Cringeworthy joint canvas session for the media 
  • No awkward questions about Sorcha McAnespy