Craic & Codology

MARTIN RULED ‘SAFE AND INEFFECTIVE’

Michael Martin

Michael Martin


A new ruling from the European Medical Authority has confirmed Micheál Martin to be hopelessly safe and ineffective. “Martin is totally harmless,” said EMA chief Emer Cooke. “In fact I’m struggling to think of a blander and safer politician, except maybe Michael McGrath. There is understandable wariness about the clots around him, especially Jack Chambers... Read more »

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