August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Despite still being several weeks away, TDs and their families are already complaining about the exorbitant costs they’re facing as they approach the new Dáil term. With everything from the cost of restaurant lunches to high-end suits rising in recent weeks, politicians are fretting about what it will mean for their finances. Said one concerned… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

The imprisoned president of Niger, Mohamed Bazoum, has pledged his support to embattled Garda Commissioner Drew Harris as he faces a no-confidence vote from the Garda Representative Association. “This challenge to the powers that be came as a tremendous shock to myself and the international community,” said Mr Bazoum. “I have the utmost sympathy for… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Residents living near Dublin Airport have called for urgent action to curb the near ceaseless droning they’re forced to listen to from Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary. Said one frustrated resident: “There’s barely a moment that goes past where the airwaves aren’t filled with his whining about how his profits are being impacted by every DAA decision…. Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Pauwned Off, by Katie McCabe A thrilling tale of two powerful women fighting for control. Each has been hailed as a hero but, when they turn on each other, can either escape with their reputation intact? Featuring a foreword by Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy. The Midas Touch, by Justin Barrett This tragicomedy follows one… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

I remember well the first time Sinéad met me. I had just come off stage/air/touring/my bar stool during what was a deeply difficult time in my life. Sinéad must have got wind of my trauma because despite not knowing/recognising/liking me, she was suddenly, in typical fashion, at my side, offering to help me through my… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Unprecedented torrents of information have flooded the airwaves and news stands over the last month, knocking tens of thousand of people off their feet with an incessant flow of dramatic episodes such as: • Tsunamis of anger against the homeless figures • Yet more scepticism raining down on Stephen Donnelly • Multibillion-euro profits bursting through… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Tánaiste Micheál Martin has been accused of being “the new Joe Rogan” and promoting “debunked conspiracy theories” on his new podcast, including the highly controversial theory that the Irish coalition Government hasn’t been a complete disaster. “It’s absolutely wrong to platform these Fianna Fáil cranks,” said one critic of the podcast. “It’s well known that… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

THERE WAS widespread uncertainty yesterday about plans for a constitutional referendum on a right to housing. On RTÉ, housing minister Darragh O’Brien insisted: “I have consistently said that I support and don’t support this historic referendum – so the public can have confidence in the Government’s clear position – unless they want us to suddenly… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Why waste precious time driving around on boring car journeys? Not when you can spend hours and hours of fun at your nearest Circle K. Choice of fuel (diesel or diesel) Relax in the forecourt while waiting for the rescue truck Purchase awful flowers left over from last weekend Say goodbye to motorway misery –… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Ryan Tubridy Sources close to Tubs say he is increasingly worried about his chances of getting a new contract and that management won’t hesitate to relegate him when the time is right. Came in for severe criticism over his shabby performance at an Oireachtas clash. Jeffrey Donaldson Still refusing to get back on the pitch… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

The 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup was the chance to show Irish sport at its very best – and the girls in green didn’t disappoint. For supporters watching the spat between manager Vera Pauw and a visibly frustrated Katie McCabe, it brought back the glory days of Saipan in 2002. No wonder the reaction from… Read more »

August 10, 2023 Craic & Codology

Knives Out With Vera Pauw Exciting new cookery programme in which Ireland coach Vera Pauw responds to critics who claim her World Cup tactics were half-baked. Expect things to boil over pretty quickly and witness Vera get harshly panned by the media and her own players. Bakhurst To The Future An excitable TV executive promises… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

There was widespread shock throughout the country as several newspapers were accidentally published which failed to contain a single fearful op-ed calling for the recruitment of hundreds of thousands more gardaí. One irate columnist, clutching some pearls, explained: “It’s imperative that we dedicate every single inch in our national press to articles demanding that gardaí… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

A prominent senior politician has apologised to the public for “erroneously submitting” a driving expenses claim for the last year which contained “barely any” gratuitous claims. Speaking of the grievous error, they said: “Last year, I fell far short of what is expected of me by both the public and my constituents. In failing to… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

Climatologists are warning of the long-term impacts of a ruinous dry spell which has reached near record proportions. The area affected by the drought, Rory McIlroy’s major trophy cabinet, suffered its latest setback last week after his slim hopes in The Open turned to dust. Hopes are fading among the scientific community that this tragic… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

By Warren Peace Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has had a surprise meeting with Irish Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, during which he sympathised with the Irish people’s “unconscionable suffering”. Zelenskyy stated that the country’s seemingly endless housing and health crises had “struck a chord around Europe and the world”. “Rest assured we stand beside you, and Fine… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

Ryan Tubridy I’ve definitely noticed the heat being turned up over the last few weeks and ironically this has resulted in yours truly getting frozen out of RTÉ. Hopefully people will have chilled out by early September and I can come back.   Stephen Donnelly We’re all paying a terrible price as a result of… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

IN AN unprecedented piece of journalism yesterday, a national newspaper ran a story that had nothing at all to do with the new Barbie film. Said the editor: “I accept it is highly unusual and apologise unreservedly, but a real event happened in the real world and a rash decision was made to report on… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

Concert fans’ hopes of gaining entry to Taylor Swift’s Dublin gigs next year have been boosted after promoters confirmed that RTÉ won’t be providing complimentary tickets for guests. The move, in the wake of recent revelations at the beleaguered broadcaster, “will probably free up a few thousand prime seat tickets, including backstage access and of… Read more »

July 27, 2023 Craic & Codology

Helen McEntee Ireland is descending into a state of lawlessness, and there’s only so much one young, inspirational mother in politics can do to fight against it. I can’t wait to take my family away from Dublin’s anarchic streets to the safety of our hotel in downtown Kabul. Stephen Donnelly Various unforeseen costs have led… Read more »