Category: Craic & Codology

CARTOONS 4223-08

Lennon - Bulgarians

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

Ozone-11-29-24

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, Ozone

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SIMON HARRASS ADDRESSES THE NATION

Simon Harris

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

My fellow citizens, it is clear to me that Irish people are sick of soundbite politicians obsessed with building their social media followings. Adrift in a narcissistic online culture, too many TDs are hopelessly removed from vital real-world concerns – a point I made during my live DJ set on Twitch last night. As we… Read more »

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GERRY ‘THE MONK’ HUTCH’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES IN FULL

Hutch election

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

Infrastructure: Prevent people from appearing in the dock Graffiti: Do something about the writing on the wall European Union: Put an end to all diplomatic relations with Spain Inflation: Find out where all these new charges came from Urban renewal: Tackle the terrible rat problem at once Hospitality: Avoid sending anyone behind bars Diversity: Urge… Read more »

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IRISH ELECTION: FOREIGN LEADERS REACT

Kemi Badenoch

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

Kemi Badenoch Thrilled that so many sassy women candidates are sick to death of the woke liberal elite. Take heart from GB, where the Tories recently romped home with a whopping 251 lost seats. Giorgia Meloni Voters should reach out to concerned candidates who can sort out any opportunistic non-white migrants sneaking into voters’ homeless… Read more »

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GREENS IN OPPOSITION

Roderic O'Gorman

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

Green Party activists have strenuously denied they are hostile to housing following a string of embarrassing gaffes during the election campaign. The latest controversy arose after it emerged one of their outgoing TDs opposed a development that he was later photographed launching. Members have dismissed accusations of hypocrisy and opportunistic behaviour and point to what… Read more »

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IS IT TIME TO BAN ARTICLES ABOUT BANNING ELECTION POSTERS?

Election posters

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

With just days to go until voters head to the polls, articles about banning election posters seem to be scattered across every newspaper in the country. While some people object to the adverse impact of these disposable opinion pieces, others defend their role in the election process. Said one Dubliner: “They’re not remotely interesting, so… Read more »

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THOSE ELECTION PLEDGES

Simon Harris

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

LAW & ORDER FINE GAEL We pledge to end street brawling between TDs, the backstabbing of Cabinet members and political rivals cruelly tearing strips off Helen McEnnui. FIANNA FÁIL We vow to get Willie O’Dea under immediate control and lock away James Browne to prevent him doing any more controversial radio interviews. IMMIGRATION FINE GAEL… Read more »

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HARRIS: “NO SHORTAGE OF SUITABLE CANDIDATES”

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

On foot of his defence of John McGahon, Simon Harris suggests other personalities he might consider as Fine Gael vote winners. Michael O’Leary The shy, retiring Ryanair boss is already a firm favourite within Blueshirt circles. Having called out the country’s lacklustre teachers and seen off Green Party eco-warriors intent on annoying him, Mick should… Read more »

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ELECTION FACT FILE SO FAR

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

Most favoured coalition: Paul Mescal & Lee Carsley New swear words invented by householders: 961 Percentage of radio audience who nodded off listening to Pat Kenny election specials: 78% Percentage of south Kerry electorate who understood what Danny Healy-Rae said: 1.5% Number of people swayed to vote for government parties following ‘giveaway’ brib… er, budget:… Read more »

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ELECTION LEXICON

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

November 28, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

♦ Harrisment: Term used to describe when the leader of your country rings your doorbell to request a favour. ♦ Polls: Things for hanging smiling posters on. Eg: ‘I see you’re high on the polls on the road to the abattoir.’ ♦ Baciking: The art of never saying anything too disparaging about government in case… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4222-01

Theo - Passenger caps

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-02

Hickey - Brics

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-03

Hickey - Clocks go back island

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-04

Keyes - Stanley

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-05

Lennon - Unfollow

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-06

Mark Wood - Results by telephone

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-07

Maser - Pronouns

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-08

MCCABE - ELECTION 24

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-09

Micko - Halloween Costumes 2024

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-10

Percival - clocks go back

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4222-11

Rozanski - capes

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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