Category: Craic & Codology

CARTOONS 4119-01

Thomas Wykes - Training for

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CARTOONS 4119-02

Keane - rte dodgy box

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CARTOONS 4119-03

Keyes - BP gusher

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CARTOONS 4119-04

Keyes - cloning

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CARTOONS 4119-05

Lennon - Stephen Kenny sack

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CARTOONS 4119-06

Matt Percival - pre-rich

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CARTOONS 4119-07

McCabe - shop now cashless

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CARTOONS 4119-08

Micko - Car Allowance

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CARTOONS 4119-09

Paul Wood - prepping

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CARTOONS 4119-10

Phil Witte - with kids

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CARTOONS 4119-11

Theo - Boots on the ground

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CARTOONS 4119-12

Keyes - Cavan merchant-prince

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OZONE

Ozone 09-22-23

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VLAD UNVEILS €1 BILLION PR FUND

Leo Varadkar

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar is to travel to Belfast shortly and announce details of a €1 billion PR fund, provided by the EU, UK and Irish government, as the coalition desperately tries to stave off meltdown and complete humiliation at the next election. Elsewhere, Vlad will also outline the prospects of re-establishing Stormont (ie there aren’t... Read more »

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HARRIS WELCOMES GRA VOTE

Drew Harris

GARDA COMMISSIONER Drew Harris has described the no-confidence vote by rank-and-file members as “extremely encouraging”. Speaking to the media yesterday, Mr Harris said: “Garda response times are quicker than ever since I took over. Just five years into my own contract and the GRA has already leapt into action to overwhelmingly condemn my leadership. “The... Read more »

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RTÉ MEDIA COMMITTEE FALLOUT

Kevin Bakhurst

RTÉ IS proactively addressing a challenging situation, its director general has stated. Kevin Bakhurst told the Oireachtas media committee that while he was “sickened” about a 10% pay rise given to executives in 2022, it was not because it didn’t apply to him. What is important, the DG noted, is to focus on long-term reforms.... Read more »

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SEÁN QUINN’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY – EXCLUSIVE EXTRACT

Sean Quinn

It was November 2007, and the day of my daughter Ciara’s wedding. I was so ecstatic I called my financial advisor and asked whether there were any more Anglo shares I could buy up but, alas, none were available. As for the wedding, I have no recollection whatsoever of the day itself. Even a cursory... Read more »

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THOSE NEW RTÉ CAR ALLOWANCE GUIDELINES

RTE sign

• Patrick Kielty to bypass awkward questions about his predecessor • Montrose to churn out more car-crash programming • Desire to throttle Kevin Bakhurst fading among RTÉ staff • Ray D’Arcy to always remain a middle-of-the-road broadcaster • Collecting licence fee will be an uphill struggle • Ryan Tubridy to keep clutching at straws (Talk... Read more »

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RETURN OF ‘LATE LATE SHOW’ GREATLY ANTICIPATED

Ryan Tubridy Late-Late

By T. Deeus TV viewers across Ireland have warmly welcomed the return of RTÉ’s Late Late Show with four out of five families crediting the Friday night flagship production with bringing them closer together. “We all pile into the car together just as the show starts and we’ve great craic on the way to the... Read more »

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FINDING OF COMMITTEE ON ASSISTED DYING

Assisted dying

• Labour party should be put out of its misery • Greens are already at death’s door • Sláintecare to be given the last rites • Government uncomfortable talking about ethical issues • Stephen Donnelly unlikely to resurrect political career • Coalition’s re-election prospects looking terminal

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RUGBY WORLD CUP SHOCK

Rassie Erasmus

Ahead of Ireland’s crunch rugby showdown against South Africa, controversial South African director of rugby, Rassie Erasmus, has blamed the referee for a series of contentious decisions, despite the match having not yet taken place. Erasmus claimed the non-existent officiating calls were “clearly biased towards Ireland” and swung this imaginary game in their favour. “I... Read more »

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RYDER CUP STARS TO WATCH

Ryder Cup 2023

Michael O’Leary This fiery upstart is an expert at chipping in from all sorts of angles. Following some wigs on the green with the DAA, selectors were impressed that this maverick is never shy to swing his club. Stephen Kenny Despite long-standing difficulties with his front 9 – namely never having one available – he’s... Read more »

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CARTOON 4118-01

Wilbur - Spanish kiss

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CARTOON 4118-02

Achaz von Hardenberg - Existential threat profit margins

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CARTOON 4118-03

Dowling - RTE rats

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CARTOON 4118-04

Hickey - Dodgy Box

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CARTOON 4118-05

Hickey - Talking To Humans

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CARTOON 4118-06

Keane - trump mug-shot

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CARTOON 4118-07

Keyes - inflation

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CARTOON 4118-08

Len - internship

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CARTOON 4118-09

Lennon - Rubiales

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CARTOON 4118-10

Mark Wood - Dinner Out

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CARTOON 4118-11

McCabe - missing persons

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CARTOON 4118-12

Micko - Gilligan's Ireland

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CARTOON 4118-13

Paul Wood - on holiday martha

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