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FURY AS TRUMP FAILS TO INSULT ANYONE

Uncategorized, 13 June 2019

There was anger across Ireland last week as US President Donald Trump left the country without bad mouthing a government TD, insulting a news organisation or even ridiculing a left-wing member of a gay organisation claiming disability payments. Outraged protestors, who had campaigned against the two-day visit, accused the president of “failing to deliver” and… Read more »

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CARTOONS 3711-14

Uncategorized, 30 May 2019

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE 3710

Uncategorized, 16 May 2019

Michael McDowell’s dog Frances Fitzgerald Wandered aimlessly around Ranelagh Wandering aimlessly around Dublin Unleashed Kept on a tight leash by handlers Always muzzled Muzzled since late 2017 Purebred canine EU poodle Barks at strangers Barks at Mark Durkan Small dog Hopes to be top dog in Europe Loves bones Always has a bone to pick… Read more »

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HOW THEY FANCY THEIR CHANCES

Uncategorized, 16 May 2019

Mick Wallace: The real question is how many people out there want me to f**k off out of Ireland and stay out. If enough people are pissed off with me, my scruffy hair, my dress sense and all that odd stuff about my finances, then I’m home and dry. So personally, I think I’ll be… Read more »

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Uncategorized, 14 May 2019

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CARTOONS 3709-16

Uncategorized, 2 May 2019

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THOSE PUTIN DENIALS IN FULL

Uncategorized, 26 July 2018

TRUMP praised Putin’s “very strong” denial of interference in the 2016 US general election, despite US Intelligence services saying they were as good as certain that Russia was behind it. But speaking to the media, the Russian president had a few denials of his own… “Haha! Yeah right! We poisoned a few people in England!… Read more »

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WHY I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

Uncategorized, 25 July 2018

Kevin Sharkey I can assure you that I can always be relied on to provide populist sound bites about the first thing that comes into my head. I am also semi-bilingual and travel well, so should have no problem whatsoever following in the tired footsteps of President Higgins who is now, sadly, far too old… Read more »

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Boris: Yikes!

Uncategorized, 12 July 2018

Britain’s Foreign Secretary tells it like it isn’t CRIPES ALL ROUND! Just when the whole Brexit thing has been getting completely out of hand along come the July 12th Orangemen to save the day. So thank goodness for Johnny Loyalist and our DUP pals who are on the move again and banging the drum for… Read more »

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THE PHILIP ROTH I NEVER MET

Uncategorized, 31 May 2018

by Phil Space UNLIKE everyone else writing on this very sad weekend, I am unable to remember the moment when I first met Philip Roth. The extraordinary feeling when he swept into a fashionable literary party in downtown Manhattan was something I never experienced. Indeed, it’s almost impossible to encapsulate Roth’s sheer genius as a… Read more »

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Rejected St Patrick’s Day Grand Marshals

Uncategorized, 8 March 2018

Johnny Vegas Frosty the Snowman Yeti Boris Johnson Jack Frost Fredro Starr Arsene Wenger Eddie Jones

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KIDS REACT TO BRUTON’S PHONE BAN

Uncategorized, 8 February 2018

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Rugger buggers back in action

Uncategorized, 8 February 2018

THE STANDS are full, the days are bright, the steroids are flying off the shelves (surely ‘Natural supplements’? – Ed). Yes it’s Schools Cup Rugby time and the fab Phoenix has all the teams to watch this year. The media is on fire with the legal threat by St Bicep’s College over the ineligibility of… Read more »

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Out-of-contract politicians may opt to move abroad

Uncategorized, 14 December 2017

By IRFU correspondent Gerry Corney MANY OF Ireland’s best known politicians may be plying their trade in the UK, France or Germany next year. When, as expected, a general election is called early in 2018 as many as 158 Irish TDs will be “out of contract” with some unlikely to have their national contracts renewed… Read more »

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RTÉ Festive Highlights

Uncategorized, 14 December 2017

Strictly Come Striking Out It’s Christmas on exclusive Palmerston Road and Amy Huberman’s beautiful 80ft Christmas tree lights have blown. Worse still, the people next door are threatening court action. Luckily, Amy is absolutely radiant as she stars in this gritty drama. Mrs Brown’s Boys’ Secret Accounts The country’s favourite mammy gets a festive financial… Read more »

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Jack – Stocks

Uncategorized, 14 November 2017

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Those ‘libellous’ Indo comments in full

Uncategorized, 19 October 2017

@RobbiePITT — Re: robots taking over our lives, I know this seriously rich chap who has a mup… sorry, puppet, called Les that actually looks like he’s real when he gets him to sit, dance, sing and even bid for radio stati… (The online editor reserves the right to curtail any comments deemed unfit for… Read more »

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Cartoon 3516-02

Uncategorized, 10 August 2017

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Cartoon 3514-05

Uncategorized, 13 July 2017

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