Craic & Codology

Banking Inquiry latest

By Our Financial Staff Phil Pockets

Members of the Banking Inquiry yesterday agreed a plan for publishing the panel’s report sometime before 2070. A special finalisation team has been appointed and is already in the process of reducing its initial 750-page report.
“We have it down to about 500 words,” said one member of the inquiry. “Make no mistake, this is going to be a no-holds barred account of how nobody at all is to blame for the unfortunate events that happened in the past.”

That 3-Page Report (in full)

• The Banking Inquiry shambles must never happen again.
• Something must be done.
• The Government should set up an Oireachtas committee to examine the terrible waste of public money.
• The new inquiry will publish a 750-page report in due course.
• That’s it.

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