Craic & Codology

MEDICAL MATTERS

This week, top pulmonologist Dr. Liam Doran offers advice on not breathing a word 

As a very important doctor I am often asked, ‘Should I wrap up much as possible this time of year, doc?’ The answer is Yes – it’s particularly important to keep details of your salary under wraps. Otherwise you run the risk of coughing up too much information and further complications, such as feverish speculation and a lot of sweating over your future – not to mention raising everyone else’s blood pressure. There’s also an associated condition, known medically as bumsrush, that you don’t want to even contemplate – at least I don’t anyway. In addition, keeping the mouth firmly shut is an essential part of the process.

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