Craic & Codology


Tens of thousands of Irish Catholics have reacted with disappointment to Pope Francis’s Joy of Love leaflet after it failed to meet their expectations. “I really thought this time he was going to go for it,” shrugged a disconsolate masochistic transvestite brothel owner in Cork. “But he stuck to old ways of thinking. I had hoped to marry three of my clients and the neighbour’s dog but once again my Church has shown how conservative it is! It’s the same old story…”
Similarly in Shannon, a lesbian paedophile awaiting a flight to London for an abortion before divorcing her fifth husband was left crestfallen. “He seemed such an understanding bloke and the title of his leaflet gave me such hope!” she sighed.

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