Craic & Codology

Ross to get new cabinet portfolio: “Minister of keeping Shane a Minister”

Ross with his new driver after receiving his Golden Rings of Office
Ross with his new driver after receiving his Golden Rings of Office

Ross with his new driver after receiving his Golden Rings of Office

TD and Sindo columnist Shane Ross is said to be taking very seriously the idea of taking on the cabinet Portfolio of “Minister of keeping himself a minister”.
Speaking from his bath in the Merrion Hotel Mr Ross told Country Life magazine, “As a I don’t stand for anything I think I’m an ideal person to keep in a permanent ministerial post no matter who runs the country. With this new portfolio, I can really focus on what I excel at. However I must add I’ll be refusing any S Class Mercedes over two years old and will be vying for a new Mulsanne Bentley.”

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