Michael O’Leary Breakfast Menu

Union Detox Juice (Freshly squeezed until the pips squeak) Credit Crunchy Nuts, Sugary Puffs, Corny Fakes From the Grill: Rack of Toasted Workers * * * Brown-Nose Bread and Butter-Up-the-Politicians F**k Soup with Public Sector Has-Beans * * * RTÉ-style Infested Rat-atouille Spaghetti Bollocknaise * * * Hash Browned-off (full of baloney) Someone-for-the-Chop Suey *… Read more »