|POPE FRANCIS||ENDA KENNY|
|Job for life||Job for life… apparently|
|Prays for our salvation||Preys on our taxation|
|Preaches the creed||Preaches to Michael Creed|
|Visits Castel Gandolfo||Visits Castlebar|
|Says Christ will come again||Christ, here he comes again!|
|God’s helper||God help us|
DID YOU REMEMBER TO SET YOUR CLOCK BACK?
Please note that due to a combination of factors –the minority government, school closures and garda strikes – clocks this year are going back to about 1982 or what’s known as “GUBU time”.