Craic & Codology

SCOTS SANCTIONED

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The Irish government has announced the following sanctions on their Scottish counterparts over the issue of Rockhall:

  • Daniel O’Donnell to be prohibited from touring Scotland
  • Rod Stewart to be prevented from using Ireland as a cash cow
  • Proclaimers to be made walk 500 miles
  • Tourists to be informed that Braveheart was made here
  • Caitríona Balfe to stop making Outlander

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