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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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October 31, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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MARY LOU’S ALL-PURPOSE APOLOGY

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

After a great deal of careful consideration/seeing which way the wind was blowing, I wish to apologise unreservedly for our complete/incomplete overhaul of Sinn Féin party governance, inappropriate emails and absolutely everything else, including all past/future scandals. By suggesting that such a thoughtful/panic-stricken apology as this would minimise any further discussion around recent damaging issues,… Read more »

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UNDER FIRE ORGANISATION UNDER FIRE

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

RTÉ has defended Late Late Show host Patrick Kielty following controversial remarks he recently made about Sinn Féin. The scandal-plagued organisation, which has been haemorrhaging support in recent times, has also accused Sinn Féin of not understanding satire. “We here in Montrose have no problem with the public laughing at us and not with us…. Read more »

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ALAN SHATTER COMEBACK SHOCK

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

FORMER JUSTICE minister Alan Shatter has confirmed that he will contest the upcoming general election as an Independent candidate. He told reporters: “Simon Harris relies entirely on TikTok soundbites and has abandoned mainstream Fine Gael traditions, such as ensuring the next generation of Blueshirts inherit their legacies without too much intervention by the Revenue Commissioners.”… Read more »

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GAA RULES LATEST

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

THE RECENT findings of the GAA’s Football Review Committee should be implemented as soon as possible. That’s the controversial view of legendary Dublin manager Jim Gavin. He told reporters: “Supporters are sick of boring, in-depth analysis of proposals. They expect entertainment – not time-wasting tactics. Recommendations should be speeded up in future. “We need to… Read more »

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TRUMP WORRIED FOR IRISH DEMOCRACY

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

As the Irish and American elections near, Donald Trump has expressed concerns for Irish democracy, saying the cult of personality that surrounds Micheál Martin and Simon Harris has reached alarming levels. “The sycophants that surround them in Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael have a lot to answer for,” Trump told Stateside reporters. “The primary concern… Read more »

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MORE DUBLIN TASKFORCE RECOMMENDATIONS

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

Dublin footballers to be given 15-point handicap for Leinster championship games Aim to have at least one free seat on Luas at rush hour by 2025 Tackle anti-social behaviour (TDs canvassing for general election) Regenerate no-go areas overrun by gurriers (Kildare Street) Address rampant noise pollution (Una Mullally’s Irish Times columns)

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TDS WORRIED BY JOBSEEKER FINES

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

Government TDs are alarmed by the prospect of increased jobseeker fines, with many deputies not having done a tap of work since being elected almost five years ago. The measures are intended to tackle a perceived “layabout” culture, meaning the coalition is directly in the firing line. “Too many deputies are claiming money for doing… Read more »

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THAT NEW ONLINE SAFETY CODE

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

Make Ireland Green Again (MIGA) Climate change radicals whose policies include shooting motorists on sight and the removal of one lung per person to reduce CO2 emissions by 59%. Bring Back Tubs (BBT) Party Dangerous, book-reading, middle-aged fanatics who want to turn the clock back to the dark days of 2022, with Noel Kelly installed… Read more »

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ALAN SHATTER’S ELECTION FLYER

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

Dear citizens of the Rathdown constituency, I have decided to come out of retirement as an erotic fiction writer to stand for election. Why? Because I have my finger on the throbbing pulse of Ireland and I can feel the desire for me to return to the body politic. I will insert myself into the… Read more »

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NATION DISMAYED BY HUTCH ELECTION RUMOURS

October 31, 2024 Craic & Codology

Disbelief and horror spread across Ireland yesterday as news emerged that gangland figure and convicted criminal Gerard ‘the Monk’ Hutch may run for the Dáil in the upcoming general election. “Gerry would do well to remember the old adage that a man can be judged by the company he keeps! I’m appalled,” said one shocked… Read more »

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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October 17, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL DEMANDS URGENT CEASEFIRE

October 17, 2024 Craic & Codology

Following a sudden and sadly expected escalation in the long-simmering conflict, Amnesty International has once more called for a humanitarian ceasefire. “There is absolute anarchy going on within Fine Gael in Dublin Bay South at the moment,” lamented a spokesperson for the organisation. “They’ve been left reeling by the media blitz launched against them by… Read more »

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THAT SMURFIT RTÉ DOCUMENTARY (ELDERLY MAN ON SUPERYACHT IN MONACO HARBOUR)

October 17, 2024 Craic & Codology

Voiceover: Billionaire Michael Smurfit towers over the world stage like a colossus. His dazzling business triumphs have made him the greatest ever tycoon. Sir Mick: I’ve always been a creative genius with money, but now I prefer being all at sea – like the workers I let go in the old days of complex deals,… Read more »

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