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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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May 3, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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‘SUCCESSION’ BLAMED FOR ‘IRISH TIMES’ SPOILERS

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Frustrated viewers have taken to social media to vent about the latest episode of hit drama Succession, with many complaining that it contains several spoilers for upcoming editions of the Irish Times. In the contentious scene, members of the Roy family discuss the sensational IT contents, with the paper revealed to feature the same mix… Read more »

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NEW FANTASY SERIES ANNOUNCED

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Following on from HBO’s announcement of a Harry Potter TV reboot, plans are also in place to produce a series based on the current Irish Government, whose belief the housing and health crises are under control has been noted as an epic fantasy. Leo Varadkar will star as a wizard whose magical world of make-believe… Read more »

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PLAYERS TO WATCH FOR THE 2023 GAA CHAMPIONSHIP

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Donald Trump – New York This notorious player made history in his native New York when a huge crowd turned out in Manhattan to witness his shoddy defence. Could face further disciplinary action over the January 6th shemozzle in Washington DC. Rory McIlroy – Down (And Out? – Ed.) Not since the fall of the… Read more »

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RTÉ UNVEILS DIRECTOR-GENERAL CONTENDERS

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Leo Varadkar As leader of Fine Gael, he knows what it takes to run a deeply unpopular, chaotic organisation full of underachieving divas. If his poll numbers get much worse, there will be no need to work out his notice to quit. Jeffrey Donaldson The DUP leader has stressed the importance of creating a productive… Read more »

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LIBRARY BOOK SHOCK!

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Following staff at Swords library being confronted by a group of irate and aggressive upstanding citizens over the availability of LGBT ‘propaganda’, Goldhawk can exclusively reveal some of the tomes that got up their noses: Ben She/Her The Dead (Name) Where’s Wally’s HRT? Gulliver’s Transition The Importance of Being Boorish Complete Idiot’s Guide to Moral… Read more »

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RICHARD BRANSON’S ADVICE FOR IRISH ENTREPRENEURS

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

BRITISH BILLIONAIRE Richard Branson is urging Irish entrepreneurs to show people how to reduce energy costs in their homes. Speaking on local radio show Profits Matter, Sir Richard said: “Now is the time to have fun, save the planet and make huge piles of cash from clean energy – tonnes and tonnes of it.” Branson’s… Read more »

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APOLOGY–THE MAYO FOOTBALL TEAM

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

In common with all other newspapers, we may in recent times have given the impression that the Mayo footballers’ league triumph set them up nicely to win this year’s All-Ireland. In particular, this perception may have been reinforced by headlines such as “McSTAY’S MARVELS A CERT FOR SAM”, “TIME TO PLAN CASTLEBAR HOMECOMING” and “MAYO… Read more »

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SIMON HARRIS’S NEW ‘GROUND-BREAKING’ NON-CAO DEGREES

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Sports Analysis (Hons) Three-year degree based around yelling at the TV and developing conversational theories on why Stephen Kenny keeps shooting himself in the foot. E.Litt Leisure (Hons) Self-funded optional two-week intensive degree-style cultural curriculum with exotic substances (Balearic Islands campus). The Joy of Politics (Hons) Advanced diploma including foreplay (pleasing your coalition partner), back… Read more »

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THAT CITIZENS’ ASSEMBLY LUNCH MENU IN FULL

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Don’t Starters Hash Browns Foie Grass Mains Roast Joint Skank of Lamb Pizza with Folded Pizza Cod served in Weed Home-Grown Greens Dessert Large Tin Creamed Rice Stoned Peaches Slowly Unwrapped Yorkie Lemon Rizzla Teas, Coffees Opium Tea with Gong Album Comp. pack Munchies, Acid Drops Music by The Doobies Note: Zero Zero Service Charge… Read more »

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MCILROY’S FANS RALLY ROUND

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

By Dee Zaster Troubled golfer Rory McIlroy was given fresh hope of a resurgence in fortune last night as dozens of job offers poured in from the sportsman’s loyal supporters. The kindly gestures follow the golfer’s cataclysmic performance at the 2023 US Masters, which saw hundreds of nearby residents install window shutters as he was… Read more »

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SIGNS SUGGEST AHERN ‘READY TO RUN FOR THE ÁRAS’

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Speculation that former taoiseach Bertie Ahern is plotting to run for the Irish presidency grew considerably last night after the ex-Fianna Fáil leader said he “knows a bloke who’s cousin’s brother-in-law can fix all of Ireland’s problems if asked”. The Dubliner described the unnamed individual as “a guy who can turn his hand to anything,… Read more »

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GREENS CHALLENGE HARRIS OVER FACIAL-RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

by Phillipa Website JUSTICE MINISTER Simon Harris could soon be forced to scrap plans to give An Garda Síochána powers to use facial-recognition technology (FRT) as part of new body-camera legislation. Speaking to reporters last night, party leader Eamon Ryan defended his growing concerns about the plan. “This whole issue strikes me as being primarily… Read more »

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EURO 2028 TO LEAVE GRASSROOTS LEGACY

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

The Government has been talking up the grassroots legacy of the joint Euro 2028 bid by Ireland and the UK, with ministers saying it will provide them with a massive PR boost in their local constituencies. It is expected to have a major impact on future generations, as TDs look to pass on their seats… Read more »

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VARADKAR ‘ON THE CUSP’ OF FINDING FRESH CLICHÉS

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

by Our Political Staff, Des Pratt IN A series of well-thought out, knee-jerk interviews yesterday, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar repeated his claim that the housing crisis was about to change. Speaking on RTÉ, he defended the Government’s long record of finding innovative ways of describing its abysmal failure to tackle homelessness. “Over the years, my ministerial… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4108-16

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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FEATY O’SEMTEX

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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OZONE

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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CARTOONS 4108-16

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-15

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-14

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-13

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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