May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

The skort controversy has taken a fresh twist after the coalition were caught with their pants down over the housing tsar appointment. Ministers were left with their backsides exposed after the mortifying shambles, which many have described as a shameless exercise in naked opportunism. “The coalition are chronically short on ideas to solve the housing… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

By Flood Zone US President Donald Trump has offered all Americans living in the USA $1,000 to “leave the country… or else!” The move is seen as part of the White House’s plan to rid America of “criminals, liars, ne’er do wells and Democrats”. Mr Trump has accused his fellow citizens of “shooting each other… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

Manufacturing: American press will ramp up production of Harry and Meghan stories for British audiences Automobiles: Keir Starmer will continue to be an absolute car crash Farming: Both the UK and US governments determined Benjamin Netanyahu will not have to reap what he sows Tourism: Big tech to keep getting a tax holiday for the… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

In a sensational interview, Harry Windsor has revealed that he and his father “don’t always see eye to eye”. After losing a legal challenge over taxpayer-funded bodyguards, the inconsolable prince confessed he desperately wants “reconciliation’’ with King Charles. Bravely fighting back the tears, Harry said: “I can’t understand why he won’t ever speak to me… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

by Frank Furt Who is this lanky 69-year-old wunderkind who has been elected as the quietly dynamic new German chancellor? With his raffish dark suit and distinctive thick-rimmed spectacles, Merz’s political comeback clearly signals an exciting new era for the centre-right Christian Democrats. Merz’s über grasp of the national mood was evident in his campaign… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

Goldhawk profiles some Eurovision hopefuls Nigel Farage – United Kingdom Traditionally hostile to continental matters but proved to be a big hit with the British public when he started banging the immigration drum. Popular choice to replace tone-deaf Keir Starmer. Benjamin Netanyahu – Israel Oblivious to the widespread negative feedback to his base instincts but… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

The internet has been left divided after the controversial news that Barry Keoghan is to take an acting role in a film. Social media users brutally mocked the move, with some suggesting the Dubliner should stick to his usual jobs of Met Gala appearances, fashion victim and Sabrina Carpenter gossip column add-on. Posting on X,… Read more »

May 15, 2025 Craic & Codology

In his daily five-hour press briefing, the US president, Donald Trump, told reporters: “My great executive order will save Hollywood and immediately lower egg prices – by a lot. “Back in the golden age before Dopey Joe totally destroyed everything, we had all-American blockbusters but our new movies will make Ben Hur look like an… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

Bertie Ahern The former FF leader is widely acknowledged as restoring Ireland’s faith in God when he resigned in 2008. He is also held to have helped bring the country to its knees during his term as taoiseach in the 1990s. Expect greater emphasis on collection boxes in promoting faith. Roy Keane Widely regarded as… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

Plan of action won’t apply to broadcasters who are already feeling redundant (Ray D’Arcy, Miriam etc) Employees can now follow the lead of audiences and “voluntarily exit” in their droves Scheme open to staff with a minimum of two years hard graft or who have spent five minutes listening to Joe Duffy Added bonus included… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

The FAI have paid tribute to departing chief football officer Marc Canham, saying his capacity to get his foot lodged in his mouth was unprecedented in recent times. “I lost count of the amount of times Marc took a pasting in the media,” said FAI CEO David Courell. “Obviously, this is a major moment for… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

FORMER TD Mary Hanafin has said that she is open to discussions with Fianna Fáil to represent the party in the upcoming presidential elections. “I consider myself the obvious frontrunner,” she insisted, “and the right woman named Mary for the job. The decision will ultimately be up to the party leadership, which is why I… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

Helen McEntee demanding she gets extra credit Coalition parties happy to lecture everyone on pay restraint Cabinet to continue to play games with teachers Simon Harris on course for leadership heave pretty soon Government refusing to stem flow of educators leaving Administration failingchildren with additional needs Promises to improve conditions are entirely theoretical

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

A proposed hotel tax in Dublin is creating a rift between some Government ministers and councillors. The plan to introduce a 1% levy on hotel guests aims to generate an income stream of €12m annually. Arts minister Patrick O’Donothing, however, has opposed the so-called charge, saying: “Such a development would be totally unproductive – particularly… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

FINANCE MINISTERS from Spain and Lithuania are challenging Paschal Donohoe’s attempt to secure a third term as head of the powerful Eurogroup. EU insider Jean-Paul Éclair has revealed that vicious political plotting is under way to end Donohoe’s lengthy stint. Carlos Costalot and Ramos Šhiftius are actively seeking support ahead of a secret vote set… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

Q. Are you in favour of allowing scary countries like evil Russia and China to do what they want in Ireland and Irish waters like a flower-powered hippy beatnik? Or are you going to grow a pair, abandon neutrality and stand up to them like a mature country would? Come on you pussy, what’s it… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

US President Donald Trump has revealed that he is beginning to fear Vladimir Putin may not be the reasonable and level-headed diplomat that he believed him to be. In a post on UnTruth Social, Trump said: “VLAD STOP! We used to be SO CLOSE, why are you ruining our special relationship? You’re making me look… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

Sharon Osbourne Honestly, is there anything more pathetic than trying to generate cheap headlines for yourself by ranting about something you know absolutely nothing about? It’s not something I would ever do – unless there was a chance I could revive my comatose media career. Conor McGregor I think Kneecap should in future book the… Read more »

May 1, 2025 Craic & Codology

Unpopular opinion I know (like most of mine) but, pope or no pope, there is no need for any kind of smoke – black or white. It is as important for the Vatican as it is for Ireland to meet climate targets. I suggest the Conclave moves to white or black flags as these are… Read more »