Category: Craic & Codology

WHO’LL REPLACE TUBRIDY AT RTÉ?

Ryan Tubridy

FRANK LAMPARD Track record of being a disaster in big jobs makes him a good fit for Montrose. Experience of overpaid egotists at Chelsea considered another advantage. CONOR McGREGOR As an opinionated loudmouth who frequently seems to not have a clue what he’s talking about, the MMA superstar seems ideal for the RTÉ daytime schedules.... Read more »

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LATEST REACTION TO BANK OF IRELAND GLITCH

bank of ireland logo

Micheál Martin As we prepare to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the bank guarantee, I think it’s important to remember how we in Fianna Fáil were responsible for saving these beloved institutions. Those decisions meant people went cashless long before it was trendy. Stephen Kenny Bank of Ireland is adamant it will recoup its losses... Read more »

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THOSE KEY TRENDS FROM THE LEAVING CERT RESULTS

Leaving Cert Results

57% surge in panicked articles about women in STEM 1 in 3 students to be asked to appear in photo op with Simon Harris 9% rise in third-level applications 100% increase in profiteering landlords rubbing their hands together over this Less than half of students remember sitting the exams 20% failed to identify Norma Foley

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REACTION TO THAT LIVING-AT-HOME REPORT

Minister for Housing

Ivana Bacik These abysmal figures illustrate how young Irish people are failing to launch their adult lives. And believe me, in my twin roles as Labour leader and spokesperson for housing, failure to launch things is something I totally understand. Holly Cairns Everyone calls young adults self-pitying. It’s so unfair. After all, finding one’s own... Read more »

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Theo - WFH Crisis

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Alan Rozanski - someday

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Bernie - library

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Bill Borders - Teenager

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Hickey - Dublin Airport Night

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Keane - just stop leo

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Keyes - Just out

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Mark Wood - Twitter X

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McCabe - book burning aisle

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Micko - Festival Ready Fashion 2023

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Paul Wood - recycle

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Phil Witte - undelete

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OZONE

Ozone 08-11-23

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Scott - Prayer

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Dowling - 4 Seasons out there

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TDS RAIL AGAINST ‘BACK TO DÁIL’ COSTS

TAOISEACH MIN DONOHOE LAUNCH STAY AND SPEND

Despite still being several weeks away, TDs and their families are already complaining about the exorbitant costs they’re facing as they approach the new Dáil term. With everything from the cost of restaurant lunches to high-end suits rising in recent weeks, politicians are fretting about what it will mean for their finances. Said one concerned... Read more »

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NIGER PRESIDENT DENOUNCES ‘ATTEMPTED COUP’

Mohamed Bazoum

The imprisoned president of Niger, Mohamed Bazoum, has pledged his support to embattled Garda Commissioner Drew Harris as he faces a no-confidence vote from the Garda Representative Association. “This challenge to the powers that be came as a tremendous shock to myself and the international community,” said Mr Bazoum. “I have the utmost sympathy for... Read more »

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AIRPORT LOCALS DEMAND ACTION ON NOISE POLLUTION

Bray Air Show

Residents living near Dublin Airport have called for urgent action to curb the near ceaseless droning they’re forced to listen to from Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary. Said one frustrated resident: “There’s barely a moment that goes past where the airwaves aren’t filled with his whining about how his profits are being impacted by every DAA decision.... Read more »

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THOSE IRISH BOOKER LONG-LISTERS

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Pauwned Off, by Katie McCabe A thrilling tale of two powerful women fighting for control. Each has been hailed as a hero but, when they turn on each other, can either escape with their reputation intact? Featuring a foreword by Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy. The Midas Touch, by Justin Barrett This tragicomedy follows one... Read more »

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GENERIC CELEB TRIBUTE TO THE LATE SINÉAD O’CONNOR

Sinead O'Connor

I remember well the first time Sinéad met me. I had just come off stage/air/touring/my bar stool during what was a deeply difficult time in my life. Sinéad must have got wind of my trauma because despite not knowing/recognising/liking me, she was suddenly, in typical fashion, at my side, offering to help me through my... Read more »

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JULY FLOODS OF MISERY ‘SHOW NO SIGNS’ OF RECEDING, SAY EXPERTS

Wettest July 4

Unprecedented torrents of information have flooded the airwaves and news stands over the last month, knocking tens of thousand of people off their feet with an incessant flow of dramatic episodes such as: • Tsunamis of anger against the homeless figures • Yet more scepticism raining down on Stephen Donnelly • Multibillion-euro profits bursting through... Read more »

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OUTRAGE OVER MARTIN PODCAST

Micheal Martin

Tánaiste Micheál Martin has been accused of being “the new Joe Rogan” and promoting “debunked conspiracy theories” on his new podcast, including the highly controversial theory that the Irish coalition Government hasn’t been a complete disaster. “It’s absolutely wrong to platform these Fianna Fáil cranks,” said one critic of the podcast. “It’s well known that... Read more »

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RIGHT TO HOUSING REFERENDUM LATEST

Darragh O'Brien

THERE WAS widespread uncertainty yesterday about plans for a constitutional referendum on a right to housing. On RTÉ, housing minister Darragh O’Brien insisted: “I have consistently said that I support and don’t support this historic referendum – so the public can have confidence in the Government’s clear position – unless they want us to suddenly... Read more »

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THE CIRCLE K EXPERIENCE CALLING ALL MOTORISTS!

Circle K

Why waste precious time driving around on boring car journeys? Not when you can spend hours and hours of fun at your nearest Circle K. Choice of fuel (diesel or diesel) Relax in the forecourt while waiting for the rescue truck Purchase awful flowers left over from last weekend Say goodbye to motorway misery –... Read more »

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GOLDHAWK PROFILES THE PREMIER LEAGUE’S NEW STARS

PL Lion

Ryan Tubridy Sources close to Tubs say he is increasingly worried about his chances of getting a new contract and that management won’t hesitate to relegate him when the time is right. Came in for severe criticism over his shabby performance at an Oireachtas clash. Jeffrey Donaldson Still refusing to get back on the pitch... Read more »

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GIRLS IN GREEN PUT FOOTBALL BACK ON WORLD STAGE

Katie McCabe mural

The 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup was the chance to show Irish sport at its very best – and the girls in green didn’t disappoint. For supporters watching the spat between manager Vera Pauw and a visibly frustrated Katie McCabe, it brought back the glory days of Saipan in 2002. No wonder the reaction from... Read more »

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RTÉ UNVEILS AUTUMN SCHEDULE

Knives Out

Knives Out With Vera Pauw Exciting new cookery programme in which Ireland coach Vera Pauw responds to critics who claim her World Cup tactics were half-baked. Expect things to boil over pretty quickly and witness Vera get harshly panned by the media and her own players. Bakhurst To The Future An excitable TV executive promises... Read more »

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Thomas Wykes - how many plates

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Dowling - Dalkey Sett

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Hickey - Dublin Patrol

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Hickey - Fun In the sun

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