Category: Craic & Codology

CARTOONS 4017-06

Lennon - Public transport-Violence

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CARTOONS 4017-05

Keyes - reverse ferret

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CARTOONS 4016-01

Theo - Garden sizes

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CARTOONS 4016-02

Bernie - taiwan takeaway

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CARTOONS 4016-03

Hickey - Modern art caveman

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CARTOONS 4016-04

Kales - cryptocurrency

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CARTOONS 4016-05

Keane - mad cow

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CARTOONS 4016-06

Keyes - box set

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CARTOONS 4016-07

Lennon - Sabina Higgins letter

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CARTOONS 4016-08

Mark Wood - Funeral Director

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CARTOONS 4016-09

Mark Wood - Shakespeare protest

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CARTOONS 4016-10

McCabe - agri mob

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CARTOONS 4016-11

McCabe - house refugees

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CARTOONS 4016-12

Paul Wood - careful

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CARTOONS 4016-13

Schwadron - back up files

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CARTOONS 4016-14

Scott Masear - no doctor

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CARTOONS 4016-15

Stokoe - learner driver

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OZONE

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CARTOONS 4016-16

Keyes - sabina higgins

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PAPAL BULL(ETIN)

Pope Francis

Greetings faithful, Well, it has been a worrying time and no mistake. The anguish, the hurt, the confusion – but enough about Sabina Higgins’ website posts, let’s focus on your humble, infallible pope’s dodgy knee. It’s certainly been difficult: some observers are saying I’ve loss that extra half yard when handing out communion wafers or... Read more »

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GOVERNMENT AIMS TO MISS EMISSIONS TARGETS BY 51%

Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

After finally getting agreement on agricultural emission cuts, the Government has announced ambitious new plans to miss its overall target by 51%. Having continually missed climate goals by an embarrassing margin, experts feel the new target is more than achievable. “We are also looking to increase bust-ups between farmers, business groups and environmentalists by up... Read more »

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THOSE ROSE OF TRALEE CONTESTANTS 2022

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Liz Truss Claims to be representing the six counties but most believe it’s a deeply cynical ploy. Very passionate about equestrianism and was recently asked by Brexiteers to ride a Trojan horse into 10 Downing Street for them. Nancy Pelosi Congresswoman from California who is very proud of her party’s links to Ireland, especially around... Read more »

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ÁRAS UNDER PRESSURE

Áras an Uachtaráin

President Michael D Higgins and his wife, Sabina, were again facing strong criticism from some sectors following an entire week passing without the couple creating a furore. Said one irate reporter: “With all the TDs on holidays, we need all the help we can get to spin massive political controversies out of thin air. The... Read more »

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PREMIER LEAGUE RETURNS: STARS TO WATCH THIS SEASON

Pope

Pope Francis The veteran Argentinian sparked retirement rumours recently and warned his devoted fans that he may have to move on. Has clashed with Ronaldo over the latter’s claim that he too is infallible and richer than the Vatican. Boris Johnson Unapologetic right-winger whose best days appear to be behind him after being caught offside... Read more »

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NEW RTÉ ‘SELF-EMPLOYED’ OUTRAGE

RTE

There has been widespread shock at news that RTÉ may owe Revenue millions due to misclassifying workers as “self-employed”, with many refusing to believe that any work goes into the national broadcaster’s output. Indeed, it is believed that this argument may form the basis of RTÉ’s defence. “It could be a rock-solid case,” said one... Read more »

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AER LINGUS CUSTOMER ‘HAPPY’ SHOCK

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IN A sensational allegation that has left Ireland’s air travel world reeling, a passenger who regularly flies with Aer Lingus has claimed that he had “no problems whatsoever” on a recent flight to Glasgow. “Everything went very smoothly and staff were on hand at all times to deal with any queries that might arise,” said... Read more »

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

4016 StD

Private jet Irish Government Cockpit over nose Cocky, with noses in the air Runway to itself Lost the run of itself Takes off quickly Nothing ever gets off the ground Favoured by the rich Favours the rich Above the clouds Heads in the clouds Creates plenty of hot air Creates plenty of hot air

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CHINA EXPRESSES CONCERN OVER FIANNA FÁIL TENSIONS

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China has expressed alarm over escalating internal tensions in Fianna Fáil, saying its standoff with Taiwan pales in comparison. As FF’s poll ratings continue to collapse, there are increasing fears that backbenchers may go for the nuclear “option” and launch a leadership heave against Micheál Martin. Meanwhile, US House speaker Nancy Pelosi has ruled out... Read more »

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‘DEAD ZOO’ RE-OPENS

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Dublin’s Natural History Museum has reopened its doors again after being shut for several years. Visitors to the lower house, known as “The Dead Zoo”, can observe 160 specimens – most of them stretched out on the back benches and completely lifeless. On the upper floor is an additional collection of 60 rare exhibits –... Read more »

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IRISH CELEBS RECOMMEND THEIR TOP BEACH READS

Simon Coveney

Simon Coveney: The Good Soldier Švejk by Jaroslav Hašek. I’ll be re-reading this wonderful classic about a middle-aged man eager to join a brutal war. He can’t understand why a peace-loving public are so reluctant to embrace military expansion and all the wonderful benefits it brings. Fintan O’Toole: We Don’t Know Ourselves by Fintan O’Toole.... Read more »

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GOVT ASSURED THAT THERE WILL BE NO SHORTAGE OF FUEL COMMENTARY THIS WINTER

Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

Taoiseach Micheál Martin has promised the public this week that, despite the ongoing Ukraine crisis, Ireland’s journalists will work tirelessly to ensure there will be no shortage of articles about gas, oil and the supply chain this winter. Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform Michael McGrath has said that this year’s budget will include a... Read more »

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GOVERNMENT PLANS FOR €5bn EXCHEQUER SURPLUS

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Deposit on a house in Dublin Pay interest on loans for National Children’s Hospital Seven foreign excursions for St Patrick’s Day Few road grants for Kilgarvan to keep the Healy-Raes onside after election Keep Green Party ministers flying first class Fill up State cars with petrol for a month

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U2’S LAS VEGAS GIG

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by Bill Board AGEING ROCKSTARS U2 have defended their plans to rock out on the Las Vegas strip next year, when the band is to open the new MSG Sphere. Said frontman Bono: “The whole rock thing is really a marathon, not a race – especially after 40 years at the top, which means this... Read more »

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UAE DISTANCES ITSELF FROM IRISH JUDICIARY

Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

Following on from the controversy over judicial appointments, the UAE has moved to distance itself from the Irish judiciary, saying it no longer “wishes to be associated with such a regime”. The furore arose after Irish judges were accused of “UAE-washing” as they attempted to use a petrostate to camouflage their outrageous salaries and the... Read more »

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GOLDHAWK PROFILES SOME POPULAR CRYPTOCURRENCIES

Crypto

Vlad Coin Showed some early promise but is now considered to be absolutely worthless. Its tendency to always come up a day late and a dollar short has meant those who invested heavily in it were made to look very foolish. Labour Coin Has struggled to gain any popularity or momentum since it sold out... Read more »

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