March 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin has defended Meath County Council’s decision to demolish a Celtic Tiger-era mansion following a lengthy planning row. Speaking to reporters after the controversial structure was razed, the Fianna Fáil leader stated he had zero sympathy for the individuals involved. “These people thought they could exceed their very modest housing targets and no one… Read more »

March 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

NEWSTALK’S Pat Kenny has hit out at his bosses over how they handled his move to the station’s weekend schedule. The veteran broadcaster said: “I can no longer remain silent about the unbearable suffering of such an upheaval. The ordeal upset my production team – but that was nothing compared to the horrendous nightmare I… Read more »

March 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Political: Overt Iranian Liberation (O.I.L.) Transport: US happy to be led up the garden path by Benjamin Netanyahu Infrastructure: Donald trying to railroad allies into quagmire Climate change: American administration very relaxed about the prospect of a nuclear winter Economic: Neocons hoping to make an Iraqi-style killing Territorial: Israel’s ultimate goals bordering on insanity Security:… Read more »

March 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Following the withdrawal of a case against Gerry Adams in London’s High Court, readers could be spared years of media attacks on the Sinn Féin president. The recent wave of articles ended abruptly after the case was dropped, with Irish Times, Indo and Torygraph hacks acutely disappointed. “This will effect those preparing another wave of… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Foreign affairs minister Helen McEntee said about 280 influencers could fit on the first chartered plane to Dublin out of Dubai but, with up to 24,000 Irish influencers, teachers and criminals in the region, it would be the first of many. “The Department of Foreign Affairs has been poring over the main social media platforms… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin has issued his toughest warning yet to companies engaging in “price gouging”. “It’s just not a very nice thing to be at,” he said, wringing his hands nervously. “But consumers shouldn’t expect the Government to start interfering with the big energy companies at this sensitive time of illegal war. That could quite easily… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Taoiseach Micheál Martin has urged Government TDs to remain sheltered as the coalition continues to take a shellacking over its mealy-mouthed response to the US attacks on Iran. Many deputies are considering travelling overland to try to escape incoming fire but the Taoiseach urged caution. “Obviously, we’re taking an unprecedented amount of flak,” said Martin…. Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Prancing with the Stars While it has become a hallmark of the Montrose stable in recent years, experts say they can’t shake off the feeling that it’s clearly running out of steam. Expect to be saddled with the celebrity hoofers for a few more seasons to come though. Ivan Neightes Tedious nag who appeared to… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Minister Martin Heydon has moved to reassure farmers over the Bord Bia controversy, saying the Government will continue to make a pig’s ear of agriculture. He also said there will likely be a lot of beef between all sides for the foreseeable future. “My own preference is that people stop milking the story,” said Heydon…. Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Mick O’Leary Came close in the running but the Mullah decided he was just too hard core for their liking. Mick campaigned on lowering Iranian oil prices to China and applying extra charges for people wearing head garments. The Iranians we’re having none of it and sent Mick home to Ireland on a donkey via… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Former Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams is being sued at the Old Bailey and is accused of having read the Irish Times in 1973 and 1996. Adams fiercely denies the accusations and told the court: “Sure why would I read that Brit-loving rag? Especially when the Belfast Telegraph is 40p cheaper.” Irish Times journalists we’re… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Aquatic Economy: Fishing industry will continue to be sold down the river Piracy: Government more than happy to ignore fuel price gouging etc Oceans: Erosion of triple lock to be stepped up over the coming year Offshore Platforms: Fianna Fáil to keep denying that it is going full steam ahead to help landlords Ports: Coalition… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

The US military is imploring Irish experts to share tips on dealing with damaging drone warfare. Said one Pentagon insider: “The Irish public have successfully dealt with their airwaves being filled with horrifying drones for years – Simon Harris, Micheál Martin, Michael O’Leary… Any country that can endure their incessant barrages clearly has a lot… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Middle East Back in Ireland Reigns ending Raining all day Awful demolition Horrendous coalition Ayatollahs Higher tolls Oil and Palms Oily Palms In God’s name, repent! Mother

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

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March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

◊ In-depth discussion on the rise of back-stabbing in Ireland ◊ Sudden shock syndrome – what to do next! ◊ Quiz on how to survive without €300,000 a year ◊ Unleashing the missus’s talents – exchange with Ryan Tubridy ◊ Interviews with people who have been kicked up the arse ◊ Quiz about thumb twiddling… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

■ Jim O’Callaghan This totally innocent officer had an outstanding record and fully deserved to rise to the very top. It’s never right when a multi-talented person is cruelly held back from my rightful position – in place of the totally inept current FF leader. ■ Helen McEntee The compensation was the proper outcome following… Read more »