March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Minister Martin Heydon has moved to reassure farmers over the Bord Bia controversy, saying the Government will continue to make a pig’s ear of agriculture. He also said there will likely be a lot of beef between all sides for the foreseeable future. “My own preference is that people stop milking the story,” said Heydon…. Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Mick O’Leary Came close in the running but the Mullah decided he was just too hard core for their liking. Mick campaigned on lowering Iranian oil prices to China and applying extra charges for people wearing head garments. The Iranians we’re having none of it and sent Mick home to Ireland on a donkey via… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Former Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams is being sued at the Old Bailey and is accused of having read the Irish Times in 1973 and 1996. Adams fiercely denies the accusations and told the court: “Sure why would I read that Brit-loving rag? Especially when the Belfast Telegraph is 40p cheaper.” Irish Times journalists we’re… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Aquatic Economy: Fishing industry will continue to be sold down the river Piracy: Government more than happy to ignore fuel price gouging etc Oceans: Erosion of triple lock to be stepped up over the coming year Offshore Platforms: Fianna Fáil to keep denying that it is going full steam ahead to help landlords Ports: Coalition… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

The US military is imploring Irish experts to share tips on dealing with damaging drone warfare. Said one Pentagon insider: “The Irish public have successfully dealt with their airwaves being filled with horrifying drones for years – Simon Harris, Micheál Martin, Michael O’Leary… Any country that can endure their incessant barrages clearly has a lot… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Middle East Back in Ireland Reigns ending Raining all day Awful demolition Horrendous coalition Ayatollahs Higher tolls Oil and Palms Oily Palms In God’s name, repent! Mother

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

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March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

◊ In-depth discussion on the rise of back-stabbing in Ireland ◊ Sudden shock syndrome – what to do next! ◊ Quiz on how to survive without €300,000 a year ◊ Unleashing the missus’s talents – exchange with Ryan Tubridy ◊ Interviews with people who have been kicked up the arse ◊ Quiz about thumb twiddling… Read more »

March 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

■ Jim O’Callaghan This totally innocent officer had an outstanding record and fully deserved to rise to the very top. It’s never right when a multi-talented person is cruelly held back from my rightful position – in place of the totally inept current FF leader. ■ Helen McEntee The compensation was the proper outcome following… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Embattled Stab City mayor John Moran has officially declared war on Limerick City councillors after they pulled a fast one while he was out sick. Following last orders at O’Connell’s pub on Friday, an important vote was held after Moran had left the premises feeling unwell. FG and FF councillors then voted to reject Moran’s… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

U2 have released a hard-hitting new EP, which sees the band return to some of their favourite subjects, such as the massive grosses of their blockbuster tours. The record is already being hailed as a return to form, with Bono describing it as easily their most-hyped release to date. “It articulates my radical political vision… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Tánaiste Simon Harris is looking to introduce an innovative new scheme aimed at saving the Government’s political hide. The complex arrangement is aimed at aiding the ‘squeezed middle’ of backbenchers mortified about losing their seats at the next election, as the coalition threatens to disintegrate over a range of major issues. “We need to seriously… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Soc Dem TD Gary Gannon has agreed to pay damages to Alan Shatter after sharing a lurid social media image, which he admitted today was “mistaken and untrue”. The former FG minister had repeatedly told reporters: “I will not stand by and allow anyone to drag my bad name through the mud.” However, Mr Gannon… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Ireland’s Grand Marshal-elect, Vogue Williams, has praised Dublin’s St Patrick’s Day parade’s choice of ‘Roots’ as this year’s parade theme and has vowed to promote the concept “at every opportunity”. “When I heard that Roots was to be the theme I was like, OMG, I don’t believe it,” said the Britain-based presenter and all-round media… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Data protection: Fianna Fáil TDs will continue to leak anonymously Automation: Cabinet ministers happy to sound increasingly robotic in interviews Disinformation: Public urged to remain sceptical of anything the administration says about housing Remote infrastructure: Government determined to keep their head in the clouds about big tech Digital footprint: Social media platforms happy to walk… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Owen Goal Protests have continued over controversial comments by Sir Jim Ratcliffe that the UK has been “colonised by immigrants”. Angry civil rights fans gathered outside Old Trafford yesterday, calling for sanctions against the billionaire Man Utd co-owner. “United are a totally inclusive and welcoming club,” said one life-long Red Devils supporter. “At least… Read more »

February 26, 2026 Craic & Codology

Under Siege A beloved Limerick mayor finds himself in a desperate battle of wits with some allegedly cranky councillors who are not overly impressed with him. While John vehemently denies acting like a king, his divine right to rule could be about to float away down the Shannon. Me and the Monk Wannabe thespian Gerry… Read more »