Category: Craic & Codology

CARTOONS 4208-01

Van Scott - Discovery

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-02

Goddard - Gender identity salary

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-03

Jonesy - warming up the lawyer

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-04

Keane - dept of housing

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-05

Keyes - Smug EVs

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-06

Lennon - TikTok Taoiseach

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-07

McCabe - sim on sim off

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-08

MICKO - My Taoiseach Ghosted Me

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-09

Schwadron - handy around

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4208-10

Scott Masear - when i hired you

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

OZONE 04-19-24

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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CARTOONS 4208-11

Keyes - eir customer complaints

April 18, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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HARRIS TARGETS HOUSING TARGETS

Simon Harris

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Socially media personality and part-time Taoiseach Simon Harris has announced his commitment to deliver “like, loads of houses, yeah?” to the people of Ireland by 2030. Speaking in a TikTok video, he said: “If all of our followers give us a like and subscribe at the next election it would mean the world to us…. Read more »

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UNITED IRELAND TO COST €20BN A YEAR SHOCK

Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Hardline loyalists have reacted angrily to a new report estimating that Irish reunification would cost around €20bn a year for two decades. Interviewed on RTÉ’s Mourning Ireland, TUV leader Jim Allister said: “This nightmare vision would mean exorbitant taxation and widespread impoverishment for nationalists while forcing millions of God-fearing British citizens to live under an… Read more »

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COSGRAVE TO LIMIT CONTROVERSY

Paddy Cosgrave

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Having returned as CEO of the Web Summit after a six-month absence, Paddy Cosgrave has revealed ambitious new plans to limit his controversies to five or six per day. While the announcement has been met with some scepticism amongst the tech community, the combative entrepreneur insists the target can be met. “Clueless tech reporters doubting… Read more »

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IRELAND TO RECOGNISE PALESTINE …BUT NOT JUST YET

Micheal Martin

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Tánaiste Micheál Martin has pledged that he will bring forward proposals for Ireland to recognise the state of Palestine, but not while Government TDs are risking their political lives on a daily basis. Speaking in the Dáil and looking even more mournful than usual, Mr Martin said: “While the tragic conflict in Gaza is terribly… Read more »

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TUBRIDY REVEALS FIRST BOOKS TO BE COVERED ON NEW PODCAST

Ryan Tubridy

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

How To Disappear by Dee Forbes Fascinating insight into RTÉ payment saga, which I had some experience of. Shame about last chapter being blank due to Dee’s failure to appear before PAC. RTÉ Pay Saga by Public Accounts Committee Definitely a rough read and not one for the faint of heart, especially for those of… Read more »

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TAOISEACH HARRIS OUTLINES HIS POLITICAL PRIORITIES:

Simon Harris

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Climate change: Make a few digs about low-energy Leo Finance: Don’t bet on any progress on health or housing Justice: Blueshirts hoping Harris can bail them out Agriculture: Fine Gael keen to avoid reaping what it sows Education: Writing on the wall for the Government Social Protection: Only a few ministries to dole out Defence:… Read more »

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THOSE POSSIBLE GAELIC FOOTBALL RULE CHANGES

Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

❍ Leinster counties to be given 15-point head start on Dublin ❍ Players to be given additional training in hand-to-hand combat ❍ Club championship games to go on double bill with UFC/WWE bouts ❍ Additional bars to be opened in grounds for bouts of lateral passing ❍ Tackle crisis of mass brawls (ie there aren’t… Read more »

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NURSERY RHYMES FOR OUR TIMES

Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Taoiseach Simon met a pieman, Going to the Dáil Smirked Taoiseach Simon to the pieman, I’m the leader of you all! Said the pieman unto Simon, Check the polls when you’ve a minute You’ll see why Leo called time on The job – to drop you in it! ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦… Read more »

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CATHOLIC CHURCH “DOWNSIZES”

Pope Francis

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

by Des Perate Pope Francis has introduced the most radical revamp of Irish Catholic Church structures in more than 900 years. As a result, two west of Ireland dioceses are to lose their bishops. The announcement was made last night by the Papal Nuncio to Ireland, Archbishop Bunga Bacardi. Speaking outside a deserted cathedral in… Read more »

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ENGLAND’S LIONESSES TAMED BY IRISH THROW-INS!

Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Football fans across the island were cock-a-hoop at Ireland player Megan Campbell’s extraordinary throw-ins against England. As one fan, Jenny Blinkers, put it: “The Sassenachs had no idea what hit them. She was throwing the ball 38 metres, every throw-in was like a corner. She’s deadly!” Writing in the Irish Times, Fintan O’Toole eulogised the… Read more »

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WORLD REACTS TO DEATH OF OJ SIMPSON

OJ Simpson

April 18, 2024 Craic & Codology

Benjamin Netanyahu His ludicrous attempts to try and deny appalling acts of murder meant he would have made an excellent spokesperson for my government. He became synonymous with a pair of gloves but my hands are too bloody to wear those things. Donald Trump OJ started out as an American icon but ultimately became a… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4207-03

deAn - goodnews

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-04

Goddard - Self checkout

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-05

Hickey - Broadband costs

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-06

Keane - extended opening

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-07

Keyes - change

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-08

Lennon - Hate speech

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-09

Mark Wood - Coffee Shop

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-10

McCabe - cyber-bullying

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4207-11

Theo - Price of Guinness

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

Ozone 04-05-24

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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CARTOONS 4207-01

Tim Bales - bills

April 4, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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