Category: Craic & Codology

ALL-PURPOSE ELECTION REACTION FROM GOVERNMENT MINISTERS

June 13, 2024 Craic & Codology

We have listened closely to the message the Irish people have sent with these election results. Now is not the time for knee-jerk reactions, although any disappointing campaigns were clearly down to party HQ and nothing to do with me personally. The task now is to get on with the vital work of Government, such… Read more »

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THAT KEY POLL STATISTIC FROM ALL THE POLLS

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

100% of poll respondents sick to the back teeth of polls.

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MING FLANAGAN’S INSTAGRAM

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

I firmly believe I give voice to an under-represented demographic in Brussels – lads who like skinning up a spliff and listening to some trip-hop. In my experience, getting stoned has many parallels with European politics, including rambling speeches, memory loss (many MEPs forget their election pledges), sleepiness and food cravings, which many MEPs satisfy… Read more »

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I LOVE ALL MY CANDIDATES EQUALLY, SAYS MARTIN

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin has denied claims from some disgruntled MEP candidates that he has clear favourites among those seeking election. “It’s not true at all,” said Micheál. “I wish Barry, Lisa and the other one nothing but the best on polling day.”

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PEADAR TO-SPLEEN’S FACEBOOK

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Have decided to venture into the realm of social media, despite it being a cesspit of liberal decadence. Undoubtedly, immigration is a key issue facing Europe, with many windbag politicians somehow escaping detection before they end up on the national airwaves. It’s time for a mature discussion of how we rid the media of tiresome… Read more »

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THAT INDEPENDENT IRELAND MANIFESTO (IN FULL)

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Tackling Government Waste Replace massive government overspend and waste in the Dublin area with massive government overspend and waste throughout rural Ireland. Climate Matters Ireland’s farmers allowed to do whatever they like without any interference whatsoever from those Green Party weirdos. The Curse of Immigration Confront left-wing snowflake liberals denying decent Irish citizens their basic… Read more »

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THOSE PROJECTED WINNERS AND LOSERS

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

European winners Lynn Boylan Passionate environmentalist who has spoken out about the dangers of fast fashion, particularly the damage caused by Sinn Féin flip-flops. Barry Cowen Promises to be the voice of farmer and emphasised his commitment to the beef with Micheál Martin. Cynthia Ní Mhurchú Introduced the world to Riverdance back in 1994 but… Read more »

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NIALL BOYLAN’S PLANS FOR EUROPE

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

IN A mould-breaking speech last night, Niall Boylan clarified his vision for “a humane Europe” and insisted that the newly established Independent Ireland party fully supports the rights of genuine asylum-seekers “if there really are any out there”. The controversial broadcaster told several family members: “We are extremely proud to represent the marginalised, ie populist… Read more »

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ELECTION CANDIDATE POSTERS

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

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THOSE TONY O’REILLY TRIBUTES

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Simon Harris Like everyone else who didn’t know the charismatic rugby star and entrepreneur, I looked at Dr O’Reilly’s Wikipedia page and eagerly read about his meteoric rise at such a young age. The bit about his downfall was harrowing though. President Michael D Despite Sir Anthony’s many business deals, sycophantic friends, remarkable vanity and… Read more »

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GOLDHAWK PROFILES THOSE KEY VOTING DEMOGRAPHICS

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

Leinster Rugby Dad Cares deeply about climate change and wants to see more environmental initiatives rolled out over the next few years. However, he is deeply traumatised by the deposit return scheme as it serves as a constant reminder of Leinster bottling it. Independent Ian Not an actual person but is merely reflecting the thoughts… Read more »

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LATEST X ELECTION DISCUSSION

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

@unamullally Biggest issue facing the country these elections is squeezed op-ed columnists. Was in Tara Street the other day and dozens of them wandering around outside Irish Times building, jostling to get their takes published. #Tragic @FintanTool @unamullally Couldn’t agree more! Hard to understand why more people don’t want to read Batty Sheridan and Pat… Read more »

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RTÉ 2FM EXODUS SHOCK!

May 30, 2024 Craic & Codology

There continues to be widespread shock and disbelief in Irish broadcasting circles after a 24-hour period elapsed without any resignations from RTÉ. Following on from the exits of Doireann Garrihy, Jennifer Zamparelli and the 2 Johnnies, it was assumed there would continue to be a tsunami of departures from Montrose. Media experts believe many of… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4211-01

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-02

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-03

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-04

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-06

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-07

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-08

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-09

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-10

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4211-11

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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CARTOONS 4211-12

May 30, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-01

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-02

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-03

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-04

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-05

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-06

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-07

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-08

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-09

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4210-10

May 16, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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