DR LEO’S WHATSAPP HISTORY
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
Right goys, can you believe this storm in a teacup over me sharing some allegedly ‘sensitive’ information with a best bud!? People need to get perspective – it’s not as if I was caught drink-driving or anything! (Did you see Barry Cowen come out supporting... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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KENNY UNVEILS NEW MASTERPLAN
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
As Ireland looks ahead to its concluding Nations League games against Bulgaria and Wales, boss Stephen Kenny has revealed ambitious new plans to score a goal. “People will say this is a drastic departure for the team,” said Kenny. “But I’m determined to change the... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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THE SEÁN O’BRIEN STORY
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
Exclusive extracts from his explosive autobiography, ‘Tullow Tank’ Fuel 2008 Eddie O’Sullivan can sense that I’m still unsure about my best position. But he soon recognises my tackling ability and takes me aside quietly to put me at ease. “You’re a total flanker, Seánie. No... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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US ELECTION FALL-OUT
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
Ignorant, right-wing megalomaniac continues to be ignorant right-wing megalomaniac There was widespread shock throughout America this week when an ignorant, right-wing megalomaniac who is obsessed with himself turned out to be an ignorant right-wing megalomaniac who is divorced from reality. On other pages Pope still... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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MIXED REACTION TO SHANE ROSS’S NEW BOOK
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
As expected, it’s all there – the distasteful political shenanigans, the undignified lust for power at all costs and the relentless self-obsession; I don’t know how Fine Gael tolerated him. – Eamon Dunphy I can’t believe he could find any complaint whatsoever with getting into... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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SHOULD FIANNA FÁIL’S FATE BE SEALED?
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
There were growing calls across Ireland last night for Fianna Fáil to have its fate sealed for the next 30 years. The calls to stow away the party and silence it for decades comes after thousands of people recalled its role in some of the... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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SANITISER CRISIS GROWS
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
The government has made a shock plea to the UN for a special shipment of sanitisers, wipes and detergents as sleaze and scandal threaten to overwhelm the Oireachtas. There are also growing concerns about the number of heavily sanitised press releases being issued hourly by... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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RETAIL HYPOCRISY EXPOSED
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
Retailers have demanded immediate action be taken against unauthorised traders who are taking advantage of strict lockdown rules. The plea comes after it emerged that unscrupulous wheeler dealers in Leinster House were found to be hawking non-essential goods to the public. It’s believed an entire... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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KERRY ACCEPTS FUNGIE IS NOT COMING BACK
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
Vacancy: good swimmer wanted Due to an unexpected development, Kerry County Council now has a vacancy in its Maritime Attraction Sector in the Dingle area. Previous experience is not a prerequisite, but the successful applicant will be a strong swimmer and will be expected to... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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DAMIEN ENGLISH CLARIFIES ESSENTIAL RETAIL LIST
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
’I don’t know where the confusion is coming from – the essential retail list is a straightforward collection of non-essential items. If you pop into the shop to buy some bread, you can’t buy underpants, although you can if they’re on sale for €2.99. Common... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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NO MARCHING ORDERS FOR LABOUR
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
Labour leader Alan Kelly has said he has no intention of following the example of his counterpart, Keir Starmer, and suspending his predecessor as party leader. While Kelly claimed Corbyn and Brendan Howlin shared certain characteristics, if not views, he admitted that he would not... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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RELIGIOUS SERVICES TO CONTINUE
November 5, 2020 Craic & Codology
There is to be no change in the Government’s worship of power and money, following a meeting between Taoiseach Micheál Martin and Catholic archbishops. Level 5 restrictions will also allow for Cabinet ministers to privately pray for a change in the opinion polls. However, the... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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IRELAND RETURNS TO LOCKDOWN, SAYS MARTIN
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Muintir na hÉireann, your leader speaks. Following consultation with NPHET the government has decided to move the whole country to Level 5. We had hoped to reach a compromise of Level 4.5, perhaps even Level 4.66r, but this unfortunately proved impossible. This was not not... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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DINNY DESERVES – FUNDRAISING APPEAL
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
He once appeared to have it all – successful companies, billions and billions of euro, and a large media empire. Clearly, Dinny was a lucky man. But sometimes your luck runs out. Shocking as it may sound, according to the latest Sunday Times rich-list, Dinny... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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THAT BONO AUTOBIOGRAPHY
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Exclusive extracts from the U2 frontman’s upcoming memoir, Me, Me, Me! May 1960 And lo, a special child is born and a bright star shines in the skies over the Finglas mean streets with no names. Instant Karma or what, man? So as soon as... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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WARNING!
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Due to a combination of factors – the pandemic, economic collapse and endless government gaffes – clocks this year are going back to approximately 1982, or what’s known as “GUBU time”.To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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GREEN CARS
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Irish motorists have called on the government to try and phase out the Green Party over the next five years. The plea comes following recent budget initiatives which will increase the cost of buying and running petrol and diesel vehicles. But car owners believe the... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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JOE BIDEN TRANSITION WARNING
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Democratic nominee Joe Biden has warned President Trump he will not tolerate a chaotic transition period in the wake of the November elections. “Should we win, we expect a smooth transition of power,” said the former Vice President. “You don’t need to look very far... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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BUDGET 2021 AFTERMATH
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
n “Plenty more clean superlatives to come”, promises Ryan n The government is “fully committed” to rolling out more “eco-friendly sound bytes and energy-saving catchphrases” across future budgets, Green Party leader Eamon Ryan has assured supporters. n The public gave a warm welcome to Budget... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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FISH DISPUTE INTENSIFIES
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Brexit negotiations have hit a fresh stumbling block, with European diplomats unable to decide if Ireland or the UK has the fishier government. “Boris Johnson loves to throw out red herrings, but Micheal Martin is just a cod,” said one insider. “Certainly, they’re both slippery... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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VERY POSITIVE REACTIONS AS FINDING JOY SERIES 2 DEBUTS
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
“It was a breath of fresh air,” says one licence payer who went for a walk on his local cliffs while it was on. “We hadn’t sat down together as a family for years but we got out the deck of cards and had a... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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NO END IN SIGHT FOR IRELAND’S GOALLESS ‘NEW NORMAL’
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
By Ann T. Dote Experts say they now believe it could “be years and years” before a treatment for the Republic of Ireland’s goal drought is developed. The national side is currently enduing a horrendous resurge in Kenny-19 – named after the average number of... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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STEPHEN DONNELLY’S ‘SAFE HALLOWEEN’ GUIDE
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Health Minister Stephen Donnelly has introduced tougher safety standards to prevent accidents over the Halloween holiday period. Speaking to reporters last night, Mr Donnelly said: “I am extremely proud of my success throughout the pandemic in presenting clear guidelines about self-protection – but hey –... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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RYANAIR’S WINTER WITHDRAWAL
October 22, 2020 Craic & Codology
Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary has denied allegations that his decision to mothball the Cork and Shannon bases was influenced by the departure of Fungie the dolphin from the region. The CEO said he completely understands the decision of Fungie to pull-out of Ireland. Outspoken O’Leary also... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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IRELAND’S FAVOURITE FAIRY TALES – THE BIG BAD WOULFE
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
THERE WAS once a Big Bad Woulfe whose main interest in life was sitting on a bench and punishing wrong-doers. One day he joined some old pals in the scenic woods at Clifden, huddled around an enormous hotel table laden down with fine food and... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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WHY I WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING: BUDGET 2021 EDITION
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
by David McWilliams Talk about chickens coming home to roost! Everything I predicted about Ireland’s topsy-turvy economic trajectory has now actually happened. How different life would be if only Paschal Donohoe had paid proper attention to a star celebrity economist like me. But with Budget... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL – VICTIM OF THE MONTH
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
Save Séamus from the social media death squads Séamus’s worried face says it all. Since attending the Golfgate dinner in August, his every waking moment has been a living nightmare, culminating in him facing no consequences whatsoever. Just think, all that pain and suffering, topped... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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NO NEW EXAMS COCK-UP
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
by Our Educational Staff L.C. Fayle The Department of Education was forced to apologise last night after no new errors had been found over the previous 12 hours in relation to the calculated grading system for this year’s Leaving Cert examinations. “We simply cannot understand... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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NEW TO HALLOWEEN STORES!
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
Goldhawk’s Halloween Shop is delighted to unveil its exclusive range of spooky outfits for the 2020 festival Zombie Taoiseach The Zombie Taoiseach ensemble includes everything you need to emulate the leader of Fianna Fáil. Costume includes running sores, open wounds, lots of backbiting and freshly... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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MARTIN ‘ANGRY OVER IDENTITY THEFT’
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
Sources close to Taoiseach Micheál Martin say the Fianna Fáil leader is “deeply dismayed and angry” over former Fine Gael senator and junior minister Michael D’Arcy’s sudden defection to the Irish Association of Investment Managers. “Micheál might be saying he’s just a bit ‘uncomfortable’ with... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
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EAMON RYAN’S RECYCLED PUBLIC SERVICE SOLUTIONS
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
By Our Environmental Staff Patty O’Heater Green Party Leader Eamon Ryan has unveiled a series of eco-friendly measures designed to solve the country’s public transport shortfall. At a press conference yesterday, Mr Ryan outlined his latest plans to transform travel and transport within a totally... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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ALL PURPOSE EURO PLAYOFF TAKE
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
Ireland’s new football dawn/nightmare under Stephen Kenny has commenced, following the triumphant win/cataclysmic loss away to Slovakia. Kenny’s possession-based approach has been completely vindicated/discredited on the back of this historic victory/debacle, which ensures the manager and his team a playoff final/the status of footballing minnow.... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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JOIN MICK O’LEARY’S MILE HIGH COURT CLUB
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
Get away this Christmas for the holiday of a lifetime! Book now for amazing deals on European destinations* from Cork and Shannon** and make big savings***! * If there are any destinations available ** Unless we cease flying from these airports *** In the event... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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MESSAGES OF SUPPORT TO TRUMP
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
“Donald, please get well soon so that I can use Facebook to get you elected again.” Vladimir Putin “Get well Donald – sad to see US with no head, like my uncle.” Kim Jong Un “Nothing wrong with him at all, he should get up... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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MINISTERS TO DISCUSS ‘ASSISTED DRINKING’ BILL
October 8, 2020 Craic & Codology
A private member’s Bill on ‘assisted drinking’, which would allow those looking to drink with dignity to continue their habit without undue interference by the state, is to be discussed by ministers. The bill proposes that drinking alcohol in public spaces be legalised in all... Read more »To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
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