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April 17, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

April 17, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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April 17, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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April 17, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CHAOS AS TRUMP MAKES NO TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENT

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

International markets were last night plunged into fresh turmoil after President Donald Trump made no outlandish statements on tariffs. With the US having failed to impose a 780% tariff on any country, fears are growing of an international economic crisis, as market volatility continues in response to the shock period of stability. “People need to… Read more »

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MINECRAFT TREND INSPIRED BY COALITION

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

The trend for anti-social behaviour at screenings of A Minecraft Movie, which includes screaming and shouting, has been traced back to the coalition Government. Young cinema-goers started the trend on TikTok, having been inspired by TDs’ childish outbursts. “The coalition are known for behaving like 10-year-olds,” acknowledged one cinema owner. “Many of them are prone… Read more »

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GOVERNMENT UNVEILS NEW SHORT-TERM LETS GUIDELINES

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

Mary Lou McDonald will continue to live rent free in Micheál Martin’s head Independents reserve the right to leave in a hurry if the going gets tough Fianna Fáil to sublet blame for housing crisis at every available opportunity Lucrative rewards available for politicians who are persistently derelict in their duties Coalition claiming they have… Read more »

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WATER SHORTAGE STORIES WARNING

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

by Phil Space FOLLOWING THE recent spell of quite dry springtime weather, water shortage stories have been springing up and trickling across the front pages of newspapers and other news platforms. Said one delighted editor: “Phew! All hope had more or less dried up by last week as we were running out of worthwhile alternatives… Read more »

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FIANNA FÁIL TO RECRUIT CONOR MCGREGOR?

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

A party source close to Micheál Martin has confirmed that Conor McGregor is likely to be the next Fianna Fáil celebrity candidate. “To be honest, we thought he was more of a Jim O’Callaghan-type character, always making threats but never delivering the knockout punch. Micheál’s new strategy of getting famous, but useless, candidates on the… Read more »

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THOSE IRISH GRAND NATIONAL JOCKEYS PROFILED

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

Simon Harris Trotted off to Washington recently to try and rein in the Trump hurdles but most agree he ended up having an absolute ’mare instead. Is desperately trying to shake off the image that he’s a bit of a show pony who’s afraid of all the necessary donkey work. Eoin Hayes Part of the… Read more »

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GERMANY EXPELLING IRISH GAZA PROTESTERS

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

by D Tained TWO IRISH citizens have appealed against an order deporting them from Germany over their participation in pro-Palestinian protests. German government spokesperson Hans Upp said the two face very serious allegations, including repeating half-hearted slogans urging Israeli forces to bomb the daylights out of Gaza in a rather more responsible way. Micheál Martin,… Read more »

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LATEST HEALTH SCANDAL

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

SHOCKING NEWS emerged last night when it was confirmed that no new health scandals had occurred within the previous 72 hours. Taoiseach Micheál Martin told reporters: “This is a truly unprecedented development. I can’t even remember the last time something as disturbing as this didn’t happen. “Indeed, it must be almost a week since the… Read more »

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MORE NEW TARIFFS

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

Donald Trump has announced fresh tariffs on Ireland’s biggest exports, including: Outlandish social media posts by Conor McGregor – 300% Bad U2 albums – 400% Overhyped Donie O’Sullivan reports on CNN – 450% Trinity graduates writing novels about toxic relationships – 500% Soccer strikers who fail to deliver on early promise – 1,000%

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CELEBRITIES REACT TO “NETFLIX LEVY” PROPOSALS

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

Enoch Burke It’s outrageous that the Government can come along and take money from people who specialise in entertaining and horrifying the general public on a daily basis. Hopefully common sense will prevail and this nonsense is brought to a complete stop. Kevin Bakhurst I think it’s absolutely vital this proposed tariff is implemented immediately… Read more »

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MCILROY OVERCOMES MCILROY TO CLINCH DRAMATIC MASTERS WIN

April 17, 2025 Craic & Codology

In a thrilling final round at Augusta Rory McIlroy overcame the best efforts of his chief adversary, Rory McIlroy, to claim his first Masters title. Said McIlroy: “Rory really did everything out there to try stop me winning. But eventually, thank God, I didn’t let Rory stop me.”

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 3, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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