Category: Craic & Codology

CARTOONS 4403-01

Winter Olympics - MM

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Dowling - NEW DAA Departure

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Hickey - AI Presentation

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Keane - Amazon

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Keane - Right on Cue

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Keyes - submerge

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Lennon - soft day

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Masear - Lanyard

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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McCabe - Boxer Moran

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Micko - Brazilian Beef

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Speed Dating

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

Ozone 02-13-26

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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p3 toon

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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THOSE OTHER MANDELSON EMAIL CORRESPONDENTS

email

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

From: Peter Mandelson To: Charles Manson Re: Media coverage Sickened by one-sided reporting of the story – but I have never left your side. Dinner soon? From: Peter Mandelson To: Peter Sutcliffe Re: Biased reporting I see the press are going to town on you again – however, I have an unrivalled feel for these… Read more »

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THOSE POTENTIAL KENNY JACOBS REPLACEMENTS

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Morgan McSweeney The Westminster high-flyer has had his wings clipped following a series of blunders caused by the Peter Mandelson fiasco. With Keir Starmer looking like he’s about to crash and burn at any moment, McSweeney is starting to look like excess baggage. Larry Murrin Farmers are claiming the Bord Bia boss has his head… Read more »

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NEW DELUGE OF FLOOD ARTICLES

Flood defence

February 12, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

Met Éireann has issued new status orange and yellow rain alerts, after a fresh deluge of flood articles hit the country’s newspapers. Although there has already been saturation coverage, more reports are expected to rain down hard over the next few days as the torrential updates continue. “The papers are absolutely drowning in this stuff,”… Read more »

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GOVT WARNS MUSK IT WILL DO NOTHING

Elon Musk

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

TAOISEACH Micheál Martin has issued another furious warning to Elon Musk after X refused an Oireachtas committee request to answer questions on the Grok scandal. Wringing his hands strenuously, Mr Martin said: “The time for empty gestures about social media platforms acting responsibly is long gone. It’s obvious that the company’s latest decision is slightly… Read more »

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WHO THINKS BIG PHIL WILL GET UN GIG?

Ursula Von der Leyen

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Ursula von der Leyen Phil dedicated his life to public service around Europe’s hot spots but then found himself disgraced for something he did not do, ie follow basic pandemic rules. Ironically, his closest colleagues (especially me) flung him under the Brussels gravy train, leaving him with only his huge pensions for company. Leo Varadkar… Read more »

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THAT NEW-LOOK DÁIL MENU

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Dishes affected by the new price hike include… ◊ Coalition in the soup ◊ Government’s smoked election prospects ◊ Backbenchers’ beef á la Micheál ◊ FF and FG’s goose cooked ◊ Mixed berry crumbling infrastructure ◊ Cheesed off electorate

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VALENTINE’S DAY MESSAGES

heart and love

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Ryan Tubridy to Kevin Bakhurst You’ve seen the news, my gleaming grin How it seems I have it all… But all of this, my love, I’d bin If only you would call Fianna Fáil to Micheál Martin We’ve beentogether now so long It’s like you are our father But from next week we’d like you… Read more »

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SIX NATIONS TO SCREEN DURING IN-GAME ADVERTISING

Stade de france

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Rugby fans have taken to social media to express their frustration following the news that RTÉ and Virgin Media are to controversially screen Six Nations coverage in between breaks in their advertising. Supporters had been hoping to avoid the gruelling experience of watching Ireland slump to a seemingly inevitable mid-table finish but the new announcement… Read more »

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MICHEÁL TO ATTEND WHITE HOUSE

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirmed that he has received an invitation to the White House on St Patrick’s Day. “I am proud to maintain this long-standing tradition of completely glossing over the US’s increasingly toxic role in geopolitics in exchange for a free holiday. Though I am slightly worried after he mentioned that Delta Force would… Read more »

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THAT ALL-CHANGE IRISH TIMES UPDATE

IT Web app

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

Yes, it’s the biggest transformation ever seen in Ireland’s news media as the Irish Times unveils its latest style update to the waiting world. But why is the paper of record so desperate for attention? There is a long answer to this question (see Fintan Tool p3-9), but the truth is we’re taking into account… Read more »

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FURY AS ‘DEFENCELESS’ IRISHMEN SET UPON IN PARIS

Andy Farrell

February 12, 2026 Craic & Codology

By Alec Adoo Communities across Ireland were left outraged after a guileless group of compatriots were brutally battered by a gang of Frenchmen while on a recent visit to Paris. Eye witnesses described the victims as “defenceless” in the prolonged attack, which occurred in the Stade de France area. The group of 15 hapless individuals… Read more »

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Vaughan - Peace Prize

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4402-02

Alan Rozanski - calculus

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Keane - enoch burke

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Keyes - Dick Pics

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4402-05

Lennon - Hamnet

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4402-06

Mark Wood - Dating

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4402-07

Matt Percival - multipolar

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4402-08

McCabe - Leaders Questions

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Micko - Meanwhile In Doonbeg

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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Paul-Wood - flood plain

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4402-11

Theo - Cost of post

January 29, 2026 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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