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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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September 4, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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‘GAVIN ME ÁRAS!’– BERTIE

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Former taoiseach Bertie Ahern has poured sour milk on the news of Fianna Fáil’s leadership choice for the Áras – Jim Gavin. Speaking exclusively to The Worst, Mr Ahern said: “He won a few All-Ireland’s but dat was mostly beatin’ Mayo – like who couldn’t have done dat.” Mr Ahern has the support of many… Read more »

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CARROTS MACNEILL V TRIPLE LOCK

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Health minister Jennifer Carrots MacNeill has called for the immediate removal of the triple lock. Said Ms Carrots MacNeill: “By removing this oppressive restriction, we can make our own independent decisions to do nothing at all on the global stage. “Obviously, up to now, there has been no interest in this matter but I can… Read more »

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BYRNE LEAVES RTÉ SENSATION

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Irish media circles have been rocked to the foundations with the news that Claire Byrne is to sensationally leave RTÉ for arch rival Newstalk. It is expected Byrne’s Newstalk programme is to contain the same familiar mix of dull news coverage and boring analysis. “This news obviously has Ireland alive with indifference,” said RTÉ DG… Read more »

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RTÉ UNVEILS ITS NEW AUTUMN SCHEDULE

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Ireland’s Fittest Family Join director general Kevin Bakhurst as he frantically tries to work out why the national broadcaster is running out of money, constantly being overtaken by events and regularly jumping the shark. Contains loads of dead weight presenters, who some viewers may find upsetting. The Money Pit Host Baz Ashmawy does his best… Read more »

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AK47 REGRETS SHOOTING MOUTH OFF

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Former Labour leader Alan Kelly has apologised for any confusion or concern he may have caused after he opened fire on his own party. In what has been described as a ‘friendly fire’ incident, Kelly went AWOL in Tipperary and shots were heard live on radio in the direction of Labour-backed presidential candidate Catherine Connolly…. Read more »

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NICK DELEHANTY’S PRESIDENTIAL PLEDGES

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

• Make crime illegal • Turn the West Wing into the Right Wing • Stop state-funded accommodation (Ipas centres, Áras an Uachtaráin etc) • Have the Misneach to expand presidential dog care from one to hundreds at market rates • Learn about how presidential elections work

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NEW RENT CRISIS

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

There have been calls for drastic Government action after an affordable apartment was found within a four-hour drive of Dublin city. There are fears the development could ruin Ireland’s reputation as an economic basket case being run into the ground by the Government. “It’s completely unacceptable,” acknowledged one Government insider. “Rest assured, the coalition is… Read more »

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GAVIN ELECTRIFIES PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

By Jim Gavin As Dublin football manager, I was regularly criticised for my dull, robotic interviews. To people who fear that may translate to the campaign trail, I say this: reaching the Áras is very difficult and I’ll be taking it one challenge at a time. Again, with people suggesting I might run a boring… Read more »

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ANGER AS HARRIS TO DOUBLE OUTLAY ON DEFENDING GOVERNMENT

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Tánaiste and defence minister Simon ‘the Commander’ Harris has angered voters and political rivals alike with plans to double the time and money spent defending the Government’s ‘coalition of the wilting’ against attack. The diktat comes amidst fears by the ruling parties that the administration may be quickly wiped out in a swift assault on… Read more »

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KEY POINTS OF THOSE AUTUMN PARTY ‘THINK-INS’

September 4, 2025 Craic & Codology

Defence: Alan Kelly starting guerrilla campaign against Ivana Bacik Climate change: Bertie Ahern complaining about being left out in the cold Health: Jennifer Carroll MacNeill hoping to switch off Simon Harris’s political life support Transport: Jim Gavin strenuously denying that he’s a backseat driver Education: Helen McEntee not paying any attention to school strikes Communications:… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4317-01

August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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August 21, 2025 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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