January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

Exclusive by all political hacks With his latest calming/incendiary speech, there can be no doubt Donald Trump has lowered the political temperature/plunged the globe into World War III. By striking a more conciliatory tone/threatening to invade half the globe, the US president has reassured traditional allies/sent international governments into meltdown. This latest dramatic twist has… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

Ryanair boss Mick O’Leary has made a shock threat to buy X from billionaire Elon Musk, saying the platform is “full of mouthy f*****s talking absolute s***e – which is why I’d be totally at home”. “Musk is a big idiot but I’m definitely a bigger one,” thundered O’Leary. “If he doesn’t shut his trap,… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

Has the media gone totally overboard in its coverage of the Beckham family feud? This is the vital question my features editor had ordered me to write 2,000 words about today. Certainly, there can be no doubting the achievements of football legend David Beckham and his ex-pop star wife Victoria, which I’ve extensively read about… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

London’s Centre for the Hopeless concerned as Irish man wanders off This is Ryan. Ryan came to London two years ago following an incident in Ireland in which he lost his job after some powerful people claimed he owed them money. A kindly friend helped Ryan secure work on a local radio station, where he… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

THE price of national stamps will rise to €1.85 next month due to fewer letters being sent, soaring overhead costs and bad weather, An Post has announced. According to a senior executive: “Our priority is providing a world-class service countrywide and we are extremely proud of our record of delivering change – if not mail…. Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

REALITY TV star Maura Higgins continues to turn heads on The Traitors US series as she showcases her jaw-dropping fashion sense. The fun-loving Ballymahon bombshell has also been busy adding glamour and glitter to the Golden Globes, where she even cosied up to Snoop Dogg for a photo in another of her figure-hugging outfits. Everyone… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

Best bystander: Micheál Martin in Trump’s Tariff Threats Best prolonged silence: Irish Government in Grok and a Hard Place Best whistling past the graveyard: GAA hierarchy in Allianz Awkwardness Best display of generosity: Paschal Donohoe in World Bank Opportunity Best histrionics: Entertainment hacks in Hamnet Hype Best burning resentment: Roy Keane in Old Trafford Wives… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

Defence: White House will continue retreating from tariffs Minerals: Most agree America’s name is mud Agriculture: Donald always chickens out Economy: Something fishy about Trump’s climb down Climate change: Invasion talk has sunk without trace Sovereignty: Relations with Denmark increasingly icy Transport: The US president’s U-turns looking more and more like car crashes

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

With belief in the Irish rugby team plummeting ahead of the Six Nations opener against France, boss Andy Farrell has insisted the lack of expectation suits his team, stating: “We’ll have no problem meeting those low standards. “We have a proven track record, especially in under-performing,” he added. “Pundits shouldn’t underestimate us as we’re always… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

RTÉ’S LATEST sure-fire hit comedy-drama has already got the nation gripped and is the most eagerly anticipated debut series of 2026 – if you follow Irish media outlets. The poolside horror begins after an Irish wedding in Tenerife when several scantily clad men and women (but mostly women) find a dead body in the pool… Read more »

January 29, 2026 Craic & Codology

Ryan Tubridy Claims to be snowed under with job offers but has had to deny allegations he is being cold-shouldered by most media outlets. Will be hoping to get back to the peak of his broadcasting powers but he has an absolute mountain to climb to get there. Enoch Burke Things have been going downhill… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

A major political crisis has erupted after Donald Trump failed to threaten any new countries with invasion. With the US president having discussed invading approximately half the globe in recent weeks, the unprecedented period of calm has intensified the feelings of international instability. “The lack of new countries threatening US interests is outrageous,” thundered Trump…. Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Due to a workplace adjustment, Manchester United is now recruiting a new permanent manager for the coming weeks, perhaps even months. The successful applicant will possess an ability to see the funny side of any disaster, can remain calm while all others are panicking and be unperturbed by personal insults and any observations emanating from… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

THE TAOISEACH has again explained the Government’s unequivocal stance against the controversial Mercosur trade deal. Micheál Martin stated: “In a bold move, we voted decisively against the current deal, while obviously recognising the many recent adjustments that have greatly improved it. “But more is needed to satisfy our agri-sector voters – not to mention those… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

A major issue of concern to me lately has been my lack of appearances in the media. As a low-key, reclusive figure it is only with the greatest reluctance that I have written another Twatlantic article on world affairs. Undoubtedly, one of the biggest events of recent times was U2’s blockbuster Sphere residency, which broke… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Our Jessie Buckley Staff THERE WAS outrage yesterday when it emerged that one of Ireland’s leading newspapers had failed to publish a story about Irish acting sensation Jessie Buckley. The Kerry star is currently the subject of mounting Oscar buzz following her acclaimed performance as Shakespeare’s wife in Hamming It Up, alongside co-star Paul… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin is engaged in a whistle-stop tour of different countries to whip up support for war as the Ukraine peace talks look set to make progress. “If an agreement between Russia and Ukraine can be quickly made, it will jeopardise not only all of the fluffing we’ve been doing back home about defence spending… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

The Government has issued a stern rebuke following the US removal of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, saying: “We’ll have to wait and see how it plays out.” In a furious denunciation, the Government also insisted that “the rules-based international order must be respected – unless, of course, it’s the US”. “There is huge concern, particularly… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Russian President Vladimir Putin has moved to ban Grok in the wake of news that it is being used to manipulate images of people’s clothes. Visibly angry, he explained: “I have spent a lot of time perfecting my strongman image. I’ve been informed that delinquent Russian citizens are using Grok to put clothes on me… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

In his latest surprise connection to Ireland’s literary heritage, Chinese leader Xi Jinping has revealed that, while he enjoyed The Gadfly, he found Peig Sayers “tough going”. However, he shockingly cited the Blasket Islander as an inspiration for his determination to “liberate Taiwan” and bring it under the Chinese wing. Addressing journalists at a Beijing… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Ray Cist FORMER TRUMP strategist Steve Barmy has revealed that he has been working tirelessly to help form a new Irish national party. Said Barmy: “Your failing Government is headed up by liberal losers, which is why you now need a strong Miga (Make Ireland Great Again) movement. “Trust me, I can do for… Read more »