November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

Climate change: Most people find Fionnán Sheahan’s presenting style absolutely chilling Fossil fuels: Jim O’Callaghan still dithering about turfing out Micheál Martin Renewable energy: Simon Harris determined to keep his hands on the levers of power Agriculture: Ivan Yates needs to be put out to grass as soon as possible Food security: Paschal Donohoe delighted… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin Said to be in good spirits following a series of humiliating challenges to his leadership and living with the constant fear of being thrown to the wolves. However, Fianna Fáil is far from a happy camp these days and most are hoping he hits the road soon. James Browne Regarded as one of… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

IRELAND’S GEN Z graduates have lashed out at telecoms businessman Denis O’Brien, criticising his work ethic and sense of “entitlement”, particularly regarding remote working. Said software engineer Mike Madeup: “Pampered moguls like O’Brien expect to dictate the work practices of employees by forcing them to commute to his expensive offices every day.” Mr O’Brien immediately… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

Embattled media coach Ivan Yates says Fine Gael leader Simon Harris should have “given me a bell” before delivering his recent controversial views on immigration in Ireland. “I could have saved poor Simon a lot of grief from the loony left, fake news media, with just a half dozen sessions at a very reasonable weekend… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

A Tap On The Shoulder, by DJ Carey Kilkenny’s most famous sports personality on how to survive and thrive on a small budget. Smear of the Unknown, by Ivan Yates The politician-turned-media guru shares his unrivalled knowledge on how to harness the darker side of your imagination as a stepping stone to the top. How… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

Pope Leo XIV was coming under increasing pressure from every home in Ireland last night to fast-track the canonisation of footballer Troy Parrott. The calls come as the nation continues to pay homage to the revered striker, following his miraculous intervention in Budapest. “What he did defied mere mortality”, said an emotional hairdresser in south… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

Security guarantees: Relevant kompromat on Trump to remain under lock and key indefinitely Militarisation: Donald happy to keep sending troops to US cities Sovereignty: Trump will double down on efforts to become a king Disputed territory: Both sides agree not to mention Epstein island Armaments: Ceasefire will blow up when it comes into contact with… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

by Anton Dec IRISH TABLOID editors are already hooked on jungle bombshell Vogue Williams and her sensational antics in the I’m A Celebrity camp. The model and media personality is in the Australian rainforest, alongside several other self-regarding celebs who, to this day, remain unknown to the majority of the public. Vogue has been married… Read more »

November 27, 2025 Craic & Codology

I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome Patrick to the USA, from the great country of Ireland, where of course the most celebrated attraction is the wonderful Doonbeg golf course. Given the state of the failing Irish government, it’s no wonder Rascal wants to get the hell away from Meehole Martini and those jackasses… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

FINE GAEL leader Simon Harris has hailed the performance of Heather Humphreys in last week’s presidential election. The Tánaiste – who has come under pressure from his backbenchers over the manner in which the candidate selection was (mis)handled – said that questions about his leadership were only a distraction from what was a convincing trouncing… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

Shaken Citywest rioters have condemned the vicious smear campaigns that dominated the presidential election, suggesting the tactics went “too far”. They have urged a return to calm after the fiercely contested election resulted in grievous political wounds and bruised egos. “I’ve never seen anything like this presidential cycle,” said one rioter. “When you see some… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

What’s in What’s out Dogmatic approach Pet mountain dogs Clare Daly Daily poetry readings Keepie-uppies Keeps causing uproar Cab rank system Rank bad poetry Trips to Syria Serious ego trips Mick Wallace Taking the mick with long speeches

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

Michael D Higgins As I prepare to leave Áras an Uachtaráin for the final time, as a gesture of goodwill I’ve kindly agreed to let my successor keep all the unsold copies of my recent poetry album. Bob Geldof Presidential elections are fookin gruelling affairs and the media will pour over every aspect of your… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

Fine Gael HQ There’s guaranteed to be blood on the walls after Heather Humphreys and her campaign team were brutally slaughtered during the presidential election. Expect Scary Simon to say Fine Gael never had a ghost of a chance to win anyway. Montrose Legend has it that RTÉ is now permanently haunted by the spectre… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

by Our Pop Staff Peter Pan Yes! Westlife have done it again!! And the entire country has gone boyband crazy after news broke about their latest farewell tour. It’s hard to believe that 27 years have passed since the critics said these unsung heroes were just all hype and gloss. But Irish fans are ecstatic…. Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

Back in the mists of time… As soon as Charles J Haughey glided into the studio, he was completely in awe of me. No wonder we hit it off. “You really know how to hog the limelight,” he whispered. Then he grasped me by the knee and confirmed that I was one sassy bitch –… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

A RECENT I Wish survey of Irish second-level education reveals “stark differences” between single-sex and mixed schools. Health minister Cruella Carroll MacNeill responded to the report, saying that it exposed the shameful reality of gender inequality in Irish society and asking: “Why, oh why, do mediocre males – no names, let’s just call them Simon… Read more »

October 30, 2025 Craic & Codology

Mike Headcase Far-right activist who condemned the “disgraceful scenes” at Citywest, noting some protesters had failed to throw flares, bottles and wooden planks. Also concerned by online hatred, saying there isn’t nearly enough of it. John Nutter Controversial figure who’s been at the centre of much attention – especially from riot squad personnel. Urged Telegram… Read more »