October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

“NORWAY LOVES low-IQ woke losers. They gave the medal to a SELF-CONFESSED WOMAN with a name that no one can pronounce. She’s lying low in a luxury Venezuela spa resort. Enjoying herself playing golf and living on chickpeas. “At the same time I defeat Hummus single-handed – you can’t have fanatical madmen in power. Just… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Irish radio is in shock following the sudden passing of a long-running programme during a sudden hatchet attack. The programme’s demise occurred shortly after it had completed a 90-minute run, as had been its weekday practice for 11 years. “I feel angry and sad when I think of what has just happened,” said one ashen-faced… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin Devious, slippery, unreliable – yet sure to crave sympathy when it comes to facing inevitable banishment. So, will the other contestants support him when he humbly admits that “the only thing I will do to save my skin is absolutely anything”? Jennifer Carroll MacNeill With her reputation for ruthless self-promotion, Jennifer takes no… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Our unforgettable sailing holidays around the eastern Mediterranean will take you right back to earlier times (just weeks ago). You really won’t recognise this forgotten world. ♦ Experience traditional Israeli hospitality. From the moment you arrive, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a dazzling display of incoming drones. ♦ Navy warships provide a fully… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Government sources have presented solid evidence about Catherine Connolly’s unfitness for office. In a secret press briefing, sympathetic pol corrs were given the following talking points for their upcoming opinion pieces: • Connolly uses money, meaning she supports capitalism • That money may have once been in the hands of republican terrorists • Equally, those… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

A new controversy has erupted over AI actor Tilly Norwood, with her creators suggesting there may be a role for her in RTÉ’s dramatic output. While scepticism remains regarding AI’s ability to convincingly replicate human emotion, the team behind Norwood insists this shouldn’t be a problem in the likes of The Walsh Sisters and Fair… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Baz Ashmawy is doing a brilliant job on The Money List Listeners are going to miss Ray D’Arcy Heimir Hallgrímsson deserves a new contract Jim Gavin has lots of charisma The Walsh Sisters is thoroughly enjoyable Taylor Swift’s album is actually really good

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Taoiseach Micheál Martin has apologised to the Fianna Fáil parliamentary party following a tumultuous 24-hour period during which the party wasn’t besieged by a fresh set of disasters. In an emotional address, Martin said he was devastated by the outcome and insisted he was working tirelessly to ensure a fresh crisis would engulf the party…. Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

There has been an unexpected rise in support for the ‘non-candidate’ Fianna Fáil is running in the presidential election, with many voters citing it as the best move the party has made in several years. There is also a growing hope that the party may run further ‘non-candidates’ in the next general election. “Let’s face… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Withdrawal – Trump reserves the right to lose interest at any time Terrorism – US president will continue to menace his opponents on social media Reconstruction – European Union to whitewash Israeli genocide for the foreseeable future Decommissioning – Irish Government still refusing to bite the bullet on Occupied Territories Bill Concessions – Most people… Read more »

October 16, 2025 Craic & Codology

Current Republic of Ireland manager Heimir Hallgrímsson has moved quickly to reassure fans that there are no “egotistical losers” amongst his squads. The pledge comes after former England and Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard said his national teammates failed to fulfil their potential due to a lack of camaraderie between players from different clubs. “Our squad… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Whether you’re strutting a conservative, Christian catwalk or heading to Leinster House to face the media after being stabbed in the back by some lily-livered senators who lack both the courage of their convictions and a spine, then it’s important to look your best. Here’s how. Handbag A dazzling handbag deserves to be the centre… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Following recent criticism that the Sinn Féin leader’s support for presidential candidate Catherine Connolly turned out to be an anti-climax, Mary Lou McDonald has unveiled the full list of “game changers”: ■ A promise to glare viciously at Micheál and Simon during Leaders’ Questions ■ A vow to again call for a border poll of… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Online allegations about presidential candidate Jim Gavin continue to circulate, with shocking new footage appearing on social media. One startling clip shows Gavin openly inciting several grown men in blue shorts and tops to “attack” another group of men in a field. Another clip shows him in conversation with a fellow bald man called Micheál,… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Maria Steen The sham budget rows in government are absolutely cringe-worthy and definitely have a whiff of handbags at dawn about them. You’d never catch me engaging in that sort of pathetic histrionics, well not unless the handbags were genuine Hermès. Michael O’Leary All this talk about VAT cuts for the hospitality industry is utter… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Maria’s worried face says it all. Denied a place on the presidential ballot, this visionary figure will not get to put her groundbreaking right-wing agenda to the country. Instead, she will have to spend her time whinging in the media about her political genius going unrecognised. There can be no doubt about the stifling consensus… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin I thought he would have made a brilliant candidate – such a charismatic and inspirational figure, who has values and principles. But then Jimbo O’Callaghan and Chambers reminded me that, because Sir Bob did the impossible by saving Africa, I would look pretty underwhelming in comparison. Go Jim Gavin! Jennifer Carroll MacNeill Geldof’s… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

Oireachtas committee: What extra safeguards have you implemented since 2022? FAI: The individual who has been tasked with handling the fundamental requirements that underline the hypothesis relevant to the essential heart of the said situation is unfortunately, due to the alignment of Sagittarius in the mid-heaven ascendancy, unable to furnish the required particulars requested due… Read more »

October 2, 2025 Craic & Codology

STEM: Find out why logic always goes out the window when it comes to this Government Puberty: Explain why so few Cabinet ministers will ever develop a backbone over the course of their lives Orientation: Outline the reasons so many in Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael have a tendency to be chancers Languages: Coalition members… Read more »