January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

A major political crisis has erupted after Donald Trump failed to threaten any new countries with invasion. With the US president having discussed invading approximately half the globe in recent weeks, the unprecedented period of calm has intensified the feelings of international instability. “The lack of new countries threatening US interests is outrageous,” thundered Trump…. Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Due to a workplace adjustment, Manchester United is now recruiting a new permanent manager for the coming weeks, perhaps even months. The successful applicant will possess an ability to see the funny side of any disaster, can remain calm while all others are panicking and be unperturbed by personal insults and any observations emanating from… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

THE TAOISEACH has again explained the Government’s unequivocal stance against the controversial Mercosur trade deal. Micheál Martin stated: “In a bold move, we voted decisively against the current deal, while obviously recognising the many recent adjustments that have greatly improved it. “But more is needed to satisfy our agri-sector voters – not to mention those… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

A major issue of concern to me lately has been my lack of appearances in the media. As a low-key, reclusive figure it is only with the greatest reluctance that I have written another Twatlantic article on world affairs. Undoubtedly, one of the biggest events of recent times was U2’s blockbuster Sphere residency, which broke… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Our Jessie Buckley Staff THERE WAS outrage yesterday when it emerged that one of Ireland’s leading newspapers had failed to publish a story about Irish acting sensation Jessie Buckley. The Kerry star is currently the subject of mounting Oscar buzz following her acclaimed performance as Shakespeare’s wife in Hamming It Up, alongside co-star Paul… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin is engaged in a whistle-stop tour of different countries to whip up support for war as the Ukraine peace talks look set to make progress. “If an agreement between Russia and Ukraine can be quickly made, it will jeopardise not only all of the fluffing we’ve been doing back home about defence spending… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

The Government has issued a stern rebuke following the US removal of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, saying: “We’ll have to wait and see how it plays out.” In a furious denunciation, the Government also insisted that “the rules-based international order must be respected – unless, of course, it’s the US”. “There is huge concern, particularly… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Russian President Vladimir Putin has moved to ban Grok in the wake of news that it is being used to manipulate images of people’s clothes. Visibly angry, he explained: “I have spent a lot of time perfecting my strongman image. I’ve been informed that delinquent Russian citizens are using Grok to put clothes on me… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

In his latest surprise connection to Ireland’s literary heritage, Chinese leader Xi Jinping has revealed that, while he enjoyed The Gadfly, he found Peig Sayers “tough going”. However, he shockingly cited the Blasket Islander as an inspiration for his determination to “liberate Taiwan” and bring it under the Chinese wing. Addressing journalists at a Beijing… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

by Ray Cist FORMER TRUMP strategist Steve Barmy has revealed that he has been working tirelessly to help form a new Irish national party. Said Barmy: “Your failing Government is headed up by liberal losers, which is why you now need a strong Miga (Make Ireland Great Again) movement. “Trust me, I can do for… Read more »

January 15, 2026 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin Continues to drag his feet about setting a departure date as leader and is absolutely adamant that 2026 won’t be his last waltz. He’s happy to stay partnered with Fine Gael for the foreseeable future but will have to face the music at some stage. Jim O’Callaghan Trying desperately to avoid stepping on… Read more »